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ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴꜰʟɪᴄᴛ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠɪʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴꜰʟɪᴄᴛ ɪꜱ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴇꜱ. ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴏᴄᴄᴜʀꜱ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠɪʟ. #SWRP | #MVRP
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rt if you hate your oc, if you love throwing dirt in their eyes and kicking them while they're down
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It's all very *normal*, just the way Carmela likes it to be. Nothing out of place, nothing out of the ordinary, because the last thing she needs is for *Maria* to think *she's* the weird one. Her eyes go back to the flowers, and she reaches a hand out for them. "I'll find... +
Maria steps inside and takes a look around. It's a home. She's seen plenty like them, just a place filled with things. There's shoes, and photographs, and it smells like food and the floors are clean. Gifts go to the lady of the house but assuming is the wrong move, so she...
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... them a cup or something in the kitchen; should go check on the food anyways." Carmela loved her wife, but the only way cooking worked in this house was as a group effort; plus, she had no doubt that the missus was just *dying* to come see the guest.
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... Maria, when she's looking up from the paperwork or when she's passing by the desk on her way from one meeting to another. When she has time, she consults her notes and wonders, and tries not to think about Friday. Soon enough, the week goes by and the day is here. +
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Carmela's in the kitchen helping out when the doorbell rings. She excuses herself from her wife's side with a quick kiss before rushing over to answer it. When the door opens, Carmela's standing there, dressed in a simple button-up and long dark pants. "Maria. Welcome. +
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You're..." 'Early' isn't true, so she pivots "... very punctual; we're still finishing up dinner." Her eyes glance at the flowers in Maria's hand and her brow furrows a bit, but she shakes it off as she steps to the side and gestures for Maria to enter. "Come on in."
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They might be done with the crime scene (for the time being), but the work is only just beginning. Carmela spends her part of the day bouncing around various departments, talking to the chief and the beat cops and everyone in between. Only occasionally does she get to see... +
There's so much to be done still: autopsy reports, phone calls, inspections. Maria spends the better part of the evening calling employees. She jots down first impressions. There will have to be another round once they know when the victim died and how. Until then she watches...
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As far as Carmela was concerned, it was just that easy. Have Maria over for dinner, spend an hour or so in her company, and hopefully she'd be off-putting *enough* that the wife wouldn't want to repeat the experience, without making too much a fool of either of them in the... +
Professional courtesies were a pain in the ass, but some things couldn't be avoided. If they were going to be partners for the foreseeable future then she had to make some concessions. Meeting the wife just had to be on that list. There were worse things, she supposed.
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... process. The elevator dinged as they finally reached the ground floor. The stranger stepped off first, but Carmela holds back a moment, looking at Maria. "Friday. At 7." Time enough to get plans in order, at least.
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No family is bad for their police work, and it's bad for the soul too. Carmela's not sure if Maria has family (though she suspects), and look where that seems to have gotten her. She scoffs a laugh at that, blowing smoke through the air; leave it to Maria to be blunt when... +
No family was a bad dead end. You lost a lot of valuable insight that way. Friends are fine, sometimes better, but family is more often consistent, especially when there's marriage. Maria's mind is still halfway into the case before she realizes what Carmela is asking her.
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... day, and I've learned it's best to give her what she wants. Figure that once she's actually met you, she might finally stop asking." As far as Carmela was concerned, this was a professional courtesy more than an actual show of camaraderie; they were partners, they had to... +
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... watch each other's backs, so might as well at least *pretend* to be friendly, even if they were unlikely to be actual friends.
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Carmela takes it with a nod of thanks. Instead of waiting for Maria to be done with the lighter, though, she pulls hers out and lights her own cigarette. It's not even eleven in the morning yet, but they've earned the nicotine hit. "Hope so. Otherwise, doesn't seem like... +
Maria steps into the elevator and finds her cigarettes. She tucks one between her lips and offers Carmela another. "There's too many variables," she remarks. A crime of passion can go either way depending on how well the victim knew the killer. Something more than that, ...
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... something else. She shifts restlessly next to Maria, but ultimately decides there's nothing to be done about it but to just say it, so she reaches up and takes the cigarette out of her mouth just long enough to speak. Smoke trails from the tip as she holds it in the air. +
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"I hate to do this to you, considering the circumstances, but you *have* to come to dinner soon. The missus is adamant about meeting you, and I can't put it off any longer. She's a hard woman to say 'no' to."
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"Morons are dangerous, though, and unpredictable. You find their trail quick, but they can still do a lot of damage before you actually catch up to them." The kind of person who was willing to kill someone like this, loudly, in a cramped apartment building, probably wouldn't... +
"No, morons are easy. They stage bad scenes and tell bad lies." Maria tucks the VHS tape into her coat and eyes the elevator as it dings. She checks her watch. "What worries me is someone who knows how to stage a scene to cover up the real one." So much for beating down...
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... stop hurting people for fear of being caught. The elevator dings and Carmela gets on first, catching a ride to the ground floor to talk to the officers at the cordon. She regards her partner carefully as the doors shut. "I think you're right about this one though; they... +
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... were trying to hide something. Just gotta find out what." Even a moron would know the police could figure out that woman's name easily; there was something else about it.
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