ASU, Dodger, Lakers, Kings, Patriots lover. I like messing with people.

Joined December 2025
You know a show scene is about to hit when the narrator starts speaking
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Kelly Stafford is about to fuck Stetson Bennett
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At what point do you bench Herbert because wtf was that
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“Dad, what was college football like on October 17th 2026?”
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Why is my whole for you page full of videos of Paris burning down looking like a cod map. I just want sports
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I would rather root for the Taliban over Notre Dame
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This could be one of the best college football weekends of all time
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Bench Boley already. Pray we just win 6 games at this point
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I feel like I am living in a third world country thanks to @SCE
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Blasting Broken Window Serenade because @SCE won’t turn on my power
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Dodgers must hire JD Martinez to be their next hitting coach
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I know every owner in the MLB right now just lost their shit. There’s going to be no salary cap
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Unemployedballcleanerlover retweeted
One of the more pathetic performances from a team you’ll ever see in October The back-to-back champs just got beat down in every aspect of the game Lights were too bright for the rotation. Dave Roberts had the worst managed series of his career. And the offense fucking sucked.
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Can this gay ass state turn the power back on my god. TNF is on soon
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Unemployedballcleanerlover retweeted
I won’t look back in anger. There were too many good moments and good memories made. Thank you for the last two years our Back-to-back champs The 2024 and 2025 Los Angeles Dodgers are gonna Live Forever 💙✨ #Dodgers
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Tomorrow, it either begins, or it ends… let’s go down with the ship.
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