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Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
Persephone: it's like you're having a midlife crisis
Hades, who's wearing a lighter shade of black: i live in an ongoing crisis, dear
Luck doesn't run out; luck waits until you're otherwise busy and just walks right out the front yard.
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
𝕀𝕥'𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕖𝕒𝕤𝕪 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖
+ 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘳𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
+ 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸, 18+
+ 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵
𝕀'𝕞 𝕒𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕜𝕖
Ride it like you stole it. Steal it like you know how to ride it. Fall off it like someone who understands the connection between action and consequence.
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
*Narfi and Vali skipping stones on lake*
Narfi: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Vali, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
Loki: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Thor: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
Back up in her tree from yesterday, sniffing the air for any change when a near feral smile graces her features.
" . . . Brimstone."
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
Loki, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Jörmungandr, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Fenrir, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Hela, trembling: What are we playing?
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can take the form of various people or animals and seduce any woman or man that catches your eye, thereby creating a realm of demigod offspring
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
ur weird as hell if ur one of those people like "i hate cats." whats ur problem bud. they literally have little paws
Fᴏʀꜱʏᴛʜ retweeted
matt: so what do you think kid should i text her
tiny keith: *babbles*
matt: no yeah youre right i should wait til tomorrow night
tiny keith: *blows a baby raspberry*
matt: right lil dude youre sending me mixed signals here





















