I would like to remind everyone of the importance of falling, without failing.
I am pleased to announce that the company will be providing training on how to backflip properly to ensure both your safety and success.
Thank you, Head of HR
It has come to our attention, that some of our HR members might be hygienically challenged, therefore, we in the Janitorial Department have come up with an instruction for the Showering Procedure, hoping to avert an imminent crisis.
Chief Janitor Officer
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ALT Taking a Shower 101 Holding the Soap: Liquid soap is the superior form of soap Bar Soap? The horrifying situation of having to use a bar soap. You will learn how to grip it: Simple grip (Risky!!), The two hander, The foot, THE CLAW, The Munch (Poisonous!) Find your preferred grip and lather up! ...and remember to take a shower everyday!
Every one of us is responsible for enforcing the company policies on workplace safety, which include bullying.
Don't hesitate to report any hostile activity. My role as the True Head of HR is to lead by example, which is why I share my report first.
True Head of HR
Pizza
The Organization has a deeply rooted tradition of acting in a responsible and ethical manner.
No deviations will be tolerated, and as part of our corporate responsibility program, we now present you with training we devised for any offending employees.
Sincerely, Head of HR
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