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you have 2 degrees and work for a top firm but you can’t fund your own business nor have the brain to make it workout.
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My million dollar movie idea:
guy accidentally gets wrapped up in a cult, and the cult is going to sacrifice a virgin. The guy is the only virgin there and makes a run for it
From there the whole movie is him trying to get laid before the cult catches him
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nigerian girls hit a jackpot with nigerian men, same way nigerian politicians hit a jackpot with nigerians.
cos wdym you are poor and jobless, and he is not financially stable but has a job, but you are the “understanding girlfriend”
what are you understanding? your poverty?
The problem here is that you’re viewing the situation through the lens of Igbo culture, in Yoruba culture nobody cares if you’re the first son or not
Them go relegate you without losing sleep
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Niggas like this ruin the pool cos now when she meets an OG that insists on a well detailed, RATIONAL power point presentation before he drops funds, she will call him “stingy”.
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This girl fainted and we tried to call her father
We found 7 dads on her phone
Big dad
Sweet Daddy
Zaddy
Little Dad
My heaven Dad
Good Dad
We called the "sweet Daddy"
That one told us he is married and we should never call his line again.long story cut short
We ended up calling her mom
Na one mama she get but plenty fathers
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who buy girl phone, who sub for am, person wey bomb am for midnight na same award all of us go collect
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200l i dey freshers hostel when
my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭
na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar




























