@Undefined_Naex2

HU alum ⚓️💙 JHU alum educator🍎 I’m here for jokes and shenanigans

Joined September 2011
slick em slid on tipsy in this club 😭 he need to go to rehab so I can hear that live
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yall finna embarrass us over the pond 😔 the white looks good tho
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my grandma just be lying bout ANYTHING & it blows me
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spent 75% of my day dealing with behaviors 🫩 im exhausted mentally
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idk kinda wild to ask me on a date then proceeded to follow with “it has to be something inexpensive” 🫤
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No team has ever needed to go to London less than the Eagles right now lol
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i don’t have it in me to be this delusional today
Last time the Eagles were 2-2 they won the Super Bowl
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Takes like this have gotten us measles, history erasure, a war in Iran, $7.00 diesel, Black women job loss, farm collapse, diarrhea lettuce, ICE murders, and Gaza being WORSE. Everyone who did this need not complain about where we are now.
Tom Morello (@tmorello) says he didn't vote for Kamala Harris in 2024. "I saw how the corporate Democrat sausage is made. It is worse than you think. And there is a righteous fury at the corporate-controlled, money-controlled electoral system we have that is absolutely illegitimate. And people cannot choke down voting for a candidate, I understand it, cannot choke down voting for a candidate that's responsible for what happened in Gaza. And they just, they can't do it."
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I think about this situation ALL the time. That lady walked into someone else’s apartment by accident, killed him, then the “thin blue line” started talking about well they found marijuana in there. Truly evil shit. I can't believe it's been 8 years
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Goedert out, Smitty out, Baun out…I’m TF out!
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new book, wine, blunt & a candle 🥹 finna have a great Friday night
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🫢 well damn
I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby
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Men are becoming incredibly boring. You can tell when a man only wanted your number because he found you attractive. Once he gets it, there is no depth, no curiosity, no real conversation. Just “How are you?” “What are you doing?” and “What’s up?” on repeat. What exactly am I supposed to do with that?
Niggas be wanting your number so bad just to be boring and unable to carry a conversation.
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I slandered sparkling water and their lovers for years. Now, I’m copping by the case 😂
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well no it’s actually a great analogy…people get on here and complain about splitting a $200 tab…if that’s breaking the bank wtf you think first class seats gonna do!?
They really do need to put analogies back on the SAT because yall are horrible at this.
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people should be able to get inebriated without the fear of being assulted or raped….fuck is you talkin bout
If we're serious about preventing Cornell 7 situations, we would have honest conversations about not only consent, but intoxication. Just because sober you would never consent to certain things doesn't mean drunk/high you wouldn't. And waking up thinking, "NO WAY did I say yes to that, so I must have been coerced!" might make sense to sober you, but it doesn't mean drunk/high you didn't consent at the time. And there's no way of anyone knowing for sure if everyone else was drunk and high, too. So maybe just don't get drunk. Don't get high. Don't party intoxicated with intoxicated strangers. Then you're much less likely to say "yes" to things you shouldn't, or God forbid, find yourself helpless if someone doesn't take "no" for an answer. But no one wants to have that conversation because it's "judgy," and it's just easier to HashtagBelieveWomen and immediately assume male guilt instead.
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I been in a funk all day & still had to come home & adult 🫩
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Consenting to sėx in order to survive a situation is r@pe.
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actions > intentions
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I was at a virtual Parent Townhall yesterday after school. It was grade-level so it’s about 150 kids. 17 parents were there Folks listen to podcasts with their ear thingies but can’t hop on the parent townhall
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