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Joined July 2015
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There is something about Nigerian fashion from the early 2000s that I find particularly beautiful. I don't even know if individualistic is the right word to describe it. Take Jim Iyke, for example. His fashion was heavily influenced by American culture, particularly hip-hop and R&B, but somehow, he never looked like he was simply trying to be American. He had taken those influences and made them his own. You will also see the same thing when you watch those old Nollywood campus movies. Look at how the ladies dressed, their hairstyles, jeans, tops, accessories, handbags and footwear. You could tell they were influenced by Western fashion, but there was something distinctly Nigerian about the way they put everything together. We found a way to interpret Western fashion through our own environment and cultural identity. We borrowed ideas, experimented with them and developed an aesthetic that was ours. I think this is one of the reasons the ALTE folks still go back to the early 2000s for inspiration. There's something about that period that feels so authentic. You can recognise the American influence, but the final expression has its own Nigerian identity. And it wasn't just fashion. You could hear it in the music too. Listen to P-Square, 2Face and several other artists from that generation. You could hear the influence of American R&B, hip-hop and pop music, but the sounds, melodies, lyrics, presentation and overall identity were distinctly ours. I genuinely miss that period of Nigerian pop culture. We were absorbing influences from outside and finding interesting ways to make them our own. There was a certain creativity in how we interpreted things, and I think that's what made that era so special.
Jim Iyke is so “Iykonic” , he’s the father of Nollywood swag.
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The guy is a simp. A lady left me for a banker while I was still in Nigeria because I was earning less. But the moment she heard I had left the country, she practically camped in my WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger 24/7, forming love. I played along and fed her with hope, promising her heaven and earth. She even started dissing the banker. She used to sell quality clothing materials for native wear. Omo, she carried expensive materials and gave them to my younger brother, who is a fashion designer, to sew clothes for me. She even paid to have them shipped to me abroad with her own money. But guess what? When it was time for me to get married, she was the very first person I sent my wedding invitation to. The woman nearly passed out! I nor sure sey she don recover till date. I no be gentleman. I nor dey forgive am r forget that kind behaviour.
You would think this is just for content, but it is the reality. I have a friend in the UK who is a nurse. While he was still in Nigeria, he had been asking a particular lady out, but she repeatedly turned him down. It was only when she found out that his Japa plans had finally worked out that she agreed to date him. He arranged an emergency introduction and court wedding before leaving for the UK. He later returned to Nigeria for an elaborate wedding ceremony and eventually took her to the UK. The lady is a Nigerian-registered nurse. However, when she arrived in the UK, she started working in the care sector. She didn’t even work more than two days a week, and she was unwilling to support her husband financially. She never contributed to the household, not even towards the smallest expenses. Meanwhile, the man would boast about being an Odogwu who could single-handedly take care of his family. She obtained her UK nursing registration and suddenly stopped working. Recently, she called her husband and asked him to sponsor her younger brother, who is in Nigeria, for his master’s degree in the UK. Her husband jokingly asked her, “Is that why you have been saving so aggressively all this while, while refusing to contribute anything to this family?” She got angry and stopped cooking or doing anything around the house. That was the beginning of the marital crisis. She has now secured a nursing job and moved out of the matrimonial home to live independently. What people are doing in Nigeria is not love.
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do you know why south africans h@te nigerians? 😂 or ask anyone what is going on philippine currently. better wake up 😂
lol many of them can’t even pull random girls from other races , let them Keep crying 😂
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To nut in someone during the first fuck is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
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Replying to @Dejislife
When a man has this level of comfort and providence. Taking second wife’s is the best advice. If not, your only one wife will torment you until you die as a man
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He may never realised how much weight this video carries 😂
I go back to this Seun Kuti video from time to time
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I don see signs wonders fit be next week😂
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Security system!!?!? 🐕😂
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See Song Wizkid was singing in 2017 dawgggg 🤯 Who's that pretty vixen btw?
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Women being women for straight 59 seconds
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Freddy dying was so heartbreaking ngl
See how they uprooted that guy's head with a machine gun😭💔
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Ginger ale blackberry
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Desde Troya hasta Nvidia, una cuca es mas peligrosa que una bomba atomica.
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Wike is committing so much crimes openly and he’s even televising them. Is this not vote buying?
Any councilor that delivers his ward, will take #10 million, FCT Minster Wike
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This is the equivalent of doing excursion on Okpebholo flyovers right?😭
People are flocking to this spot in Abuja with friends and family. What an absolutely stunning of a landscape! 💯
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This so accurate 😭. You ask a Tinubu supporter why we should vote for him and they start telling you Obi doesn’t have structure or they mention “Nelfund”. Nothing else dem sabi
Team Tinubu vs Team Peter Obi
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If you are still starting life, rent my bro. Owning a house so early in your life will tie down money you need for other things. Why spend N100m building/buying a house when you can invest that money and then use the ROI from your investment to fund your rent. If you lock N100m with Opay and get N18m annually, you can afford rent in almost every neighborhood in Nigeria while your N100m liquid cash still remains intact. Rent>>>>>>>>>
Hello @neo_officialll , building a house or renting a house, which is better and more economical?
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15 too expensive! 🙂‍↔️
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My taste in women changes, i fit like one wey get big ynash today, make i like one wey get small breast tomorrow The one wey no dey change nah broke babes, i go forever hate them…
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Ik none of you care But today I bought my first car 🥹 God is Great🫶🏻
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