Thomas McGonagle Jr.

How someone could murder a child this precious is beyond me. #ProLife #AbortionIsMurder

Welcome Daniella Ruth McGonagle to the family. 9lbs 12oz 10/29 12:27am

Had a bowl of Captain Crunch for the first time in forever. What am I looking at for healing time for the roof of my mouth?

Can’t believe you guys were really getting drive through Covid testing 😂😂

If @amazon is gonna be doing all this streaming they are gonna need to figure out the fast forward and rewind for mobile. Incredibly slow response time.

“God is not an umpire wanting to call you out, he’s the third base coach waving you home”

I don't get why I feel bad all the time when I drink 8 glasses of water a year just like you're supposed to

When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go?

Giving families in need a frozen turkey has to be one of the weirdest thanksgiving traditions….

Sometimes I think I'm reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or a third time for extra lockiness.

It being 2025 and @Walmart not accepting @Apple pay is wild. Gotta be the 5th time I’ve had to leave all my stuff at the checkout and go somewhere else

You never realize how bad you are at spelling until your iPhone is like I got no clue what you’re trying to say and you have to try and find an easier word to spell.

This is elder abuse. Poor @ClaytonKersh22 #PHIvsLAD

If you see someone crying, ask them if it's because of their haircut

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me

When I die and y'all go through my search history, you'll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn't sure I was using correctly.

Good job Kyle #ATLvsPHI

It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire.

Romano being on the Phillies roster at this point just blows my mind #PHIvsNYM

Parenting was a lot easier before I had kids. My future hypothetical children never had problems like these real children do.