Uncle Volley retweeted
Oh, do fuck off. At a conservative estimate, Dolly Parton was 100,000x the person you are.
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Chapman's Ice Cream has just done something EVERY Canadian should know.
The largest ice cream company in Canada used to source fruit and nuts from American suppliers — for some, for over 30 years. Then, Trump imposed a 25% tariff on Canadian products.
So, what did Chapman's do?
📷 They called Italy.
📷 They called Spain.
📷 They signed multi-year contracts with European suppliers.
And the vice president said it perfectly:
"Even if Trump wakes up smarter than yesterday, we're about to sign long-term deals with other countries — and the American companies that supply them will have nothing but their eyes to cry for."
Oh, and on top of ALL that? They're COLDing their prices so that the average Canadian doesn't have to spend a single cent more.
It's a family business. No shareholders. Just the Chapman family saying: "The least we can do is make sure Canadians still have the means to buy ice cream."
That's what Canadian pride looks like.
Next time you're at the grocery store — grab some Chapman's.
Every scoop of ice cream is a vote for Canada.
Uncle Volley retweeted
The news of Dolly Parton’s passing is devastating. I had the extraordinary experience of working with her on The Orville, and it was a joy to discover that she really was exactly the person we all hoped she was. Her kindness, generosity, and authenticity were evident from moment one, and the benign yet assured command she maintained over her empire was obvious from the genuine love and trust you could see from everyone who worked for her. The world is a dimmer place today without her.
Uncle Volley retweeted
Just because the US booze is coming back to our shelves doesn't mean you have to buy it
We can live without Bourbon. Get real
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Canadians: We want to buy Canadian. 🇨🇦
Loblaws: Let's remove the country-of-origin signs.
Canadians: 🤨🤬
And let's not forget, Loblaws has already been fined for misleading country-of-origin signage.
So naturally, the solution is... less transparency?
Loblaws is showing its true colours.
Just tell us where the damn food comes from. 🇨🇦
ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article…
Uncle Volley retweeted
Restock the shelves with US booze.
Those of us who are boycotting the US will continue to not buy it.
The roughly 18 to 19% of Canadians who need their jack daniels will be happy but the rest of us will be still boycotting.
Trump doesn't get it.
Canadians are not a victim he can force to buy his crap. You bully us. We dig our heels in harder and reject you.
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BREAKING: The country that "doesn't need anything from Canada" just signed THREE presidential proclamations because we won't sell their shitty bourbon.
50% tariffs. On HOCKEY STICKS. Using a 1930 law that's never been used. After SCOTUS already ruled against him 6-3.
We crippled their booze industry (-85%) and torched $4.5 BILLION of their tourism revenue without lifting a finger.
The beatings will continue until morale improves. 🇨🇦
Full receipts:
open.substack.com/pub/deanbl…
#Perissa #Santorini #lostdog
This beauty followed us from a local coffee shop. Now visiting us poolside at Hotel Marybill. Red collar.
Uncle Volley retweeted
Nobody is vandalizing the Reflecting Pool, and Trump knows it. This is a visible example of his corruption--a no-bid contract to some crony followed by sky-high cost overruns, and shoddy construction to boot. Classic Trump: I didn't fuck up, it was my enemies.
Uncle Volley retweeted
Trump says he's seen a mockup of his face on a $250 bill. Says his supporters want it.
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This week alone:
DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.
The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.
The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.
Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.
It’s just Thursday.
The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.
Uncle Volley retweeted
Anže, hvala za vsako neprespano noč, vsak gol, vsako podajo, vsako zmago in vsak trenutek ponosa, ki si ga prinesel 🇸🇮.
Tvoje ime bo za vedno zapisano med največjimi slovenskimi športniki, tvoj športni duh pa bo živel v vseh, ki bodo sledili tvoji poti.
hokej.si/ena-kariera-ena-leg…
Uncle Volley retweeted
And finally visiting the barns - old & new - made for a pretty special trip! We didn’t get the wins we were hoping for but we had some amazing experiences!
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Some of the famous faces & voices we were lucky enough to meet on our “Oil on the Road” trip! #joey #hosers @EdmontonJack @Bob_Stauffer








































