We are a London based comedy sketch show, comprised of 50% Arthur Studholme, 50% Cosmo Wellings

London
Joined January 2021
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Hat Trick are proud to present a BBC Comedy Short by @UncleShortbread about the dangers of sleep deprivation, the brutality of the music industry, and the power of Iggy Pop鈥檚 hip thrust. Starring @colinhoult and produced by @nickcoupe_ Available on @bbciplayer tomorrow馃幎馃惁
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i flipped over a rock in the woods and the grubs all knew you
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Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed
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ginko biloba is a beautiful name for your hobbit daughter that you hate
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Guy who鈥檚 only seen sardines in the wild commenting on a wide-open space: We鈥檙e like sardines out here
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Me when a woman is speaking
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*shaking my head in the mall* "who would build a bear into this world right now?"
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she rogan my joe til i experience
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(new way of cumming) fuck baby i'm gonna piss yourself
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