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Hat Trick are proud to present a BBC Comedy Short by @UncleShortbread about the dangers of sleep deprivation, the brutality of the music industry, and the power of Iggy Pop鈥檚 hip thrust. Starring @colinhoult and produced by @nickcoupe_
Available on @bbciplayer tomorrow馃幎馃惁
Uncle Shortbread retweeted
Talked to friend today. Full time job but cant afford down payment on a house. Late 20s. Single. Huge cock. Balls same size as eachother. No kids. Bulging vein running all the way up the shaft is begging to be touched. Has given up on ever owning a home. Things are bleak indeed
Uncle Shortbread retweeted
Guy who鈥檚 only seen sardines in the wild commenting on a wide-open space: We鈥檙e like sardines out here
Uncle Shortbread retweeted
*shaking my head in the mall*
"who would build a bear into this world right now?"











