This is what sex is usually like for women lmao
why would you kiss that big woman on her big belly during sex and think she wasn’t gonna start choosing baby names?!
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Unfortunately 'I was eating alcoholically' has permanently entered my lexicon
John Goodman reveals what sparked his major weight loss transformation after nearly 400 pounds - 'I was eating alcoholically' trib.al/zik9Wjw
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Sometimes I trip over Bruno Mars sampling Trinidad James and substituting “nigga nigga nigga” with trumpets 😂

























