My Nephew, Remember that fear is mathematically irrational.

Nephew, Choose tomorrow's socks tonight.

My Nephew, Never say amen until the auntie has finished the prayer. Last time I said amen too early and agreed to marry somebody's niece in Ibadan.

My Nephew, You see that thing they call Honour? Learn it, practice it, use it. It will take you far.

See as you fine like subsidy.

My Nephew, Don’t be the guy wearing the hat.

Someone asked if I am a real uncle or just an account. My friend, I have been asked for money four times this week. I am very real.

See…

My nephew, Remember this:

My nephew, “Every time you see an ark being built, know that a flood is coming.”

Spoil an uncle today 😎

Spent the afternoon minding my business. The business is doing well. Very quiet, though.

What if your soul can grow back?

Dear Nephew, Learn how to change your mind.

My nephew, When a man insists on going the wrong way, you can wish him a safe journey without entering the car.

It is too early for “Can I be honest with you?” Good morning first. Let Uncle sit down.

My nephew, A high office can give a man a microphone. It cannot give him the sense to know what not to say into it.