An Edmonton Boy learning how to be a good Dad. Contributor to https://xitter.cf/t.co/wFmZuF2KZd. Fire hydrant monitor in front of my house. Hammer Throw monitor in back of my house

Joined December 2009
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Congratulations to Vincent Blanchard on tying one of his coaches, Jason Tucker for 15th spot on the EE All-Time Scoring List with 362 points
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Brian Desjarlais retweeted
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Is this heaven?
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Sorry Mrs Carter….I wish I had Jamie Sommers as my 4th Grade Teacher
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Brian Desjarlais retweeted
CFL West scenarios (updated to be accurate for the WPG-CGY-SSK 3-team tiebreaker) Calgary is out in 20 of the 32 scenarios, Saskatchewan is out in 9, and Winnipeg is out in 3. Saskatchewan crosses over in 15 scenarios, Calgary crosses over in 9, and Winnipeg crosses over in 8.
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That Schaffer-Baker TD brought to you by 5-Guys Burger and Fries as he caught it between 5 Als
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What wax company is sponsoring the helmets of the Cardinals? They are shiny
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The EE played their 16th game of the season and won. It improved their winning percentage of Game 16 to 0.521 (38–35-0) It is their 4th worst pct. Next week is Game 17. It is their 3rd worst winning pct, 0.513 (19-18-1)
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The EE are: 5-0 when leading after the 1st qtr 8-0 when leading after the 2nd qtr 10-0 when leading after the 3rd qtr Remember to get all my weird and wonderful stats at elksnation.ca
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The EE scores 20 pts in the 4th qtr vs Hamilton It is the 130th game they have scored 20+ points in a quarter. They are 107-22-1 (0.827) Only once the have scored 20+ points in 2 quarters (Oct 24, 1981 61-7 win vs Toronto)
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Congratulations to the EE on Regular Season Game 1300 They are: 722-560-18 (0.562) They also shut out their opponent in the first half for the 95th time. They are 82-10-3 (0.879) when doing that (3-0-0 vs Hamilton)
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It is a good morning
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Replying to @UncleBD
Tweet of the Week
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I am trying very very very hard to remember if I have ever seen a pick 6 on a fake punt ….then again, I can’t find my car keys most of the time
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Dublanko starts the 2nd half giving Christmas cards to the opposition
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Would the Elks helmets look better with white face masks?
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