Now you are really making me feel old. Doesn't seem like it was that long ago you and Ellie were playing with Abel and Thomas at the clubhouse.
When we get done with this Niner bullshit I think we need to make a stop at the strip club. Hot fucking damn.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Also, why in the fuck isn't there an edit button so I don't have to leave tweets when I use bad fucking grammar.
"Why in the fuck would I not want to see stuff on this damn thing in the order it comes in," grumbles about timeline changing.


