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Northern California
Joined March 2010
Alright, here’s the test: A @Tesla designed F1 car with Lance Stroll behind the wheel vs Kimi in a Fiat Panda.
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Declaring alternative viewpoints “hate” is the death knell of civil discourse.
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At this point I have no idea why @Tesla doesn't have an F1 team. (Except maybe because it just wouldn't be fair to all the other teams.) But I think we'd all love to see this happen @elonmusk.
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One of the biggest PR fails in modern history: Launching this beauty the same day Elon launched the Roadster.
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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If you hate the inane and pointless comments on political posts, try reading the comments section for recipes. JFC. 🤦‍♂️
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My trigger for this post: A question on a recipe for carnitas: "Could I make this with ground turkey?"
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These brave girls took a massive stand today by walking off the field at their cross country meet. They were on the same team as the boy, so an even more courageous act! I was there! And I stand with these girls!!
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Hey Mr Algorithm, I want more of this in my feed please. 🙏
🚨WOW!!! Students at a Georgia High School pranked their principal by staging a "fake fight" at school and calling the Principal to break it up... ...as he rushes in to pull the students apart, they all started singing him Happy Birthday He's so revealed and happy.
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Sierra and Charlie are breaking their silence. The 16-year-old cross-country runners chose to WALK OFF the starting line rather than race a biological boy from Camas, Washington.
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If you have a little round AAA sticker on your car, there’s a strong likelihood that you’re a slooooow driver.
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Best argument for switching to SI (Superior Intelligence) instead of AI (Artificial Intelligence.) : Having a friend named Al.
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Too many HS teams focus on fitness and ignore strategy. A PR is great for you, but XC is a team sport. Have a plan and execute it.
Coaches: The day before the race, give your athletes 2-3 clear instructions. Athletes: Know those instructions well enough to say them back. If you aren't sure what the plan is, ask today. After the race, do a debrief together. Plan your race. Race your plan.
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The first three letters of Sweden and Denmark spell Sweden The remaining letters spell Denmark
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There are people who would love to have your bad days
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Ninety percent of my AI inquiries end with “and explain it to me like I’m a 6th grader.”
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Under what circumstances can Lance Stroll actually finish a race?
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Can we end the lame tradition of buying boutonnieres for high school dances? Boys don't want them and the girls' parents aren't thrilled with spending $50. Take the money and buy dinner.
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Just saw an ad for "pickle ball glasses." Can someone please explain.
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One of my favorite things is getting locked out of an account for using the wrong password, having to reset the password, resetting it to what you thought your password was, then being told you can't use it because it was your previous password.
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