Ulose2Mar

Like kinda super perfect

How many of you chumps are wishing for toenail clippings in your Christmas stocking? Be honest

Divine

Your bank put this up as a wanted poster for causing serious harm to your accounts

Wallet intercourse is where is where I milk your bank account down to zero and then still deny you from release so you resort to ludicrous measures to collect more money in hopes I allow you some relief

Paying my feet is more important than paying your rent 👍🏻

Taking advantage of losers

I prefer your wages delivered from below

The soft life

Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding your forever owner (me)

Shrink it down even further

My nail tech just moved in with my best friend so now I get to hangout with my bestie every time I get my nails done yayyyyyy

I had a strange feeling when I woke up this morning that I’d be making a lot of money this month and boom it’s a 4K day and I’m still not done taking

You’re my possession dummy

Tis the month of edging and denial

Day of sacrificing

I’m evil, greedy, and manipulative but I’m also one of the most personable and authentic people you will ever encounter

Built to break your wallet

Festival brat