@Ukoryobi

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Joined February 2026
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Thinking my life might improve rapidly if I just start pumping my head full of Mongolian throat singing 24/7
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Every clip I've ever seen of this show is the mc doing some random shit before the camera pans to some big monster guy going "n-nani!?!" and exploding
Johsensei
@johsblog
Sep 28
Gear 5 is just so broken, no wonder people are hating it these days
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Using twitter to look at art feels like being a rat dumpster diving through toxic trash to find a delicious little nugget of cheese
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Ass so fat I don't even gotta put down the toilet seat #goals #letsgetit
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Shooting straight blanks into the gas station toilet #livingthedream
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Africa needs to be portrayed as technologically advanced beyond western comprehension first before you can do anything dark and gritty with the setting. That's the only way to make it not racist in the minds of Disney brained Americans.
claire bingus 🔧@percoquette_
Sep 28
people running defense for resident evil 5s depiction of africa never fails to fry the fuck outta me. if u cant feel the postcolonial racism & vitriol these images exude u deadass might be a lost cause lmao. yall love to preach media literacy, and yet...
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If bigfoots are a whole species of ape dudes this is probably just one with a really unfortunate birth defect
Miles Greb@Goldrushcomic
Sep 26
I always wished this photo was real because, imagine if he looked like this.
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Alot of life is just me fighting against some hypothetical other in my head and losing
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Everyone going back and playing Paladins for some reason but I unironically wanna play battleborn somehow at some point
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I honestly was not a fan of this when I first saw it but if this basically MCs black mesa style xen with the end being it's original hl1 xen then I guess it fits the direction the game is going artistically
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 26
Official artwork for Minecraft's new dimension The Sift. The dimension was originally introduced for ‘Minecraft Dungeons II’ but it will now be added to the main game.
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The only way to operate socially anymore is to pretend like you're still living in a world that just experienced the wonders of thrift shop and the Harlem shake
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Rivals might genuinely be the most evil game ever made it's like every aspect of it was designed to kill you from a high blood pressure induced stroke
vødka 𖤐 MCR 10/23 🏴‍☠️@expensivevodka
Sep 22
marvel rivals mvp animations when you just had the most miserable ranked game of your entire career
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Old MC had a hard to describe sorta Aphex Twin vibe to it that has been almost completely whitewashed away and lost to history at this point
be3zy_b@be3zy_b
Sep 21
The new Minecraft trailers with high quality animation and production value are cool and all, but I wish Minecraft still had promo material like this this is from like 2011 and I love how crude and straightforward it is. Has such a charm
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Every monkey is born with beast mode preinstalled
RT@RT_com
Sep 21
MONKEY KICKS and KILLS 91-YEAR-OLD INDIA WOMAN
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It's really scary when you realize just how many people on the internet are effectively illiterate
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Dick so big the Chinese masseus thought it was a dragon
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This the type of shit Diogenes was doing in ancient Greece to prove a point about how owning stuff was gay and lame
Eminent
@stayEminent
Sep 14
NOOOOOO the fish got away 🐟
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I majored in dianetics at the historically black college of L. Ron Hoyabembe university
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Superfamily Acropsopilionoidea
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Fortnite Spyro better come with a Subway alt style or I ain't buying it
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