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Gamer (sorry) - hot takes and animal pictures

Chicago(ish)
Joined July 2011
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ill look back at this day, it was the turning point for the worst, i drove at 2 am in a lightning storm to get mcnuggets for a meme
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Posting this again because my experience is akin to Plato’s allegory of the cave, this site (X, the everything app) is so cooked and I didn’t even realize just how cooked until I stopped using it oh my fucking god
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Uber D. Goose retweeted
we taught a chimpanzee to understand the american median voter and he hanged himself
AOC asked her followers who split their ballots either for Trump/her or Trump/downballot Dem to explain why and posted the replies:
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this site is dying and im posting on the other place, free yourself from the nazis and bots and shit
I’m case you don’t know
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Uber D. Goose retweeted
people were upset at masks and now you want everyone to show a birth certificate and social security card to buy cigarettes
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We can’t simply open the schools, we must force these people into them and hold their eyes open like in a clockwork orange
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If your reaction to learning any new information is to ask chatgpt about it you exist as a very solid argument in favor of reeducation camps
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He has literally become everything he claimed George Soros was.
President Zelensky’s team confirms to me that Elon Musk was on the call with Trump and the Ukrainian president and participated in the discussion.
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I am crying at "an honest gooner full of a love of life"
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meanwhile this is clark
Superman is a country boy from a rural Kansas town. Does anyone honestly believe he wouldn't have voted Republican?
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honestly fuck donald trump SPECIFICALLY because the trivia question of "what president served two non-consecutive terms" has a second far more dogshit answer
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i mean yeah him being a felon, rapist, fascist, wannabe dictator, and failure of a businessman with a small dick, but the trivia man
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this week's one piece chapter (1131) had me smiling from ear to ear literally the entire time, how does oda keep doing it?
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PSA: if you are experiencing performance issues in Stardew Valley 1.6, remove all hats from pets. We will address the problem as soon as possible
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Leftist Joe Rogan: you ever think about if a chimp seized the means of production? those things are like crazy strong
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Uber D. Goose retweeted
elon musks twitter has become so insane that ppl openly feel comfortable saying they will rape women
women threatening sex strikes like LMAO as if you have a say
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Leftists: it’s because of Liz Cheney Liberals: it’s because of white supremacist Latinos My boyfriend: it’s called Balatro it’s kind of like poker but not really
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No mention of what the Israelis were up to when these attacks took place, of course
Outraged by last night’s vile attacks targeting Israeli citizens in Amsterdam. I just spoke with @MinPres Schoof. I strongly condemn these unacceptable acts. Antisemitism has absolutely no place in Europe. And we are determined to fight all forms of hatred.
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