Unabashed, comma abuser Sliding through life, looking for my Flexible Flyer. Occasionally at https://xitter.cf/t.co/x6TInhB4UP He/Him

Unsane States of America
Joined July 2011
Is he REALLY the best person Republicans could find for such an important job? #ConvictedPresidentDonaldTrump
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It turns out, that Avocado Toast is really good...
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You know twitter, if you can't provide proper context to the "trending" items, that shut the fuck up about them. Nobody wants to see a name there and have to guess whether a celebrity has died.
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Why is the Republican party the "Grand Old Party" if the Democratic party is 26 years older than it?
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U the Frood retweeted
Why is Marge Greene so obsessed with Hunter’s junk?
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Because Republicans no longer support free speech cnn.com/2023/07/20/politics/…
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Booya! Nacho cheese flavored combos. Haven't seen this flavor in years.
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Replying to @DerrickEvans_WV
You are a traitor; not a patriot.
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Handy chart showing how far I would walk just to be the one who wakes up next to you
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Guys - you’re a stakeholder in the fight for reproductive freedom with something to lose. If the gov can CONTROL your wife’s body, the gov has the POWER to CONTROL how you build your family & life together. Your body may not be under attack. But, your family & FREEDOM are.
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listen up, stupids: Donald Trump told you the FBI planted documents. you believed that lie. then he told you that he did take the documents, but he declassified them with his mind. you believed that lie. then he told you that he returned everything. you believed that lie. then he told you that he didn't have to return anything, because they belonged to him. you believed that lie. then he told you that he would have returned them, but he was too busy to. you believed that lie. now he's telling you that the tape of him bragging about having classified war plans is fake news, and you're going to believe that lie, too. I have one question: when the fuck are you finally going to get tired of being lied to
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When we were kids we didn't watch the news and the world was a better place. Something to be explored there.
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Are "they" in the room right now?
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Hell yes I left the toilet seat up. It's Father's Day
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PATRIOTS: Can we get 1,500 fast retweets and replies using the hashtag #HandsOffSocialSecurity to help make it the top trend in America & send a clear and strong message that Social Security is NOT something we're negotiating on? We paid into it, & cannot let Republicans cut it!
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Since he's trending, I'd just like to say: Fuck Bill Cosby. He ruined some treasured memories with my brother and my grandfather, because he turned out to be a monster.
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