Oracle of Bird App. Mix of Gay Twitter, UX, UXR, and Psychology. Queer 🏳️‍🌈, Chicano 🇲🇽, @UConnNYCAlumni 🐺 Find me on 🦋 app @uxhenry

Hell's Kitchen, NYC
Joined October 2014
It is my Balloon Day. Y’all know what to do! 🎃 🧁. Will be hopping down the Ghey Bars on 9th Ave, hmu if you want to join.
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People really need to start seeking therapy more often
Hinge guy i never replied to in July js sent me this google form
It looks partially digested
coworker sending us picture of lunch in the hospital cafeteria…it’s a no from me chief lemme go get this 20 dollar sandwich in peace
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Can’t wait to tell my republican father that Mexico was beautiful and that I did not encounter any drug cartels
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ok so turns out the local theatre can’t play the movie bc the “file won’t transfer to their projectors” ask me how i specifically got scammed by elizabeth holmes
i have never in my life seen a lineup to get into the theatre…… nathan’s influence
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Cannot wait to see Bryon Noem’s costume this year!
There’s an answer to the GQ (gym question) we haven’t considered… men dress like whores!!
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You’re an embarrassment to this country! Go eat another Big Mac with extra cheese…
James TalaFREAKO is a Radical Left Lunatic and Vegan who is the ANTITHESIS of Texas Values. Ken Paxton is the Greatest Attorney General in the History of Texas, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next U.S. Senator from Texas — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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He looks perpetually terrified 💀
mitch doesn't know what he's voting on anymore. he is a flesh puppet for some evil people. it’s elder abuse, let him go home and die with more dignity than he deserves
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You have no idea 🫩
Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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All I do is love the MTA and all they do is test it
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I remember one time my office building had no BATHROOMS available and they debated if we should be dismissed.
Worst sign to come home to after a long day
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(Later found out our building was literally raining sewage into Penn station below us)
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The fake hair is accurate. Also the weird square shoulders!
My hospital had CPR manikin that looked like this and we all refused to do compressions on it because we thought it was possessed
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Wow
Just saw what Susan Dell used to look like… LOCK THAT DOCTOR AWAY.
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I can read all this. Which is 10x better than the writing my demented super leaves everywhere.
Handyman asked for some things from Home Depot and I think this is legitimately serial killer handwriting
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Zavzpret is the most wild spelling ever. Especially for an intranasal med.
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If a man cannot have a conversation without telling you NDA level details about work, run.
Wouldn’t have to deal with this in New York
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Researchers have PII they must and have to keep confidential and they don’t go around making everyone they encounter sign an NDA. We just don’t open our mouths!
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