☔️ | UW alum 2012 | ☔️

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2019
From the perspective of someone who just wanted the Huskies to have a good season, this year has been miserable. But Jesus Christ, what a glorious year to be an Oregon hater.
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“Demond, just take the snap and hit the open receiver. Nothing crazy, just run the offense.” Demond:
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Owen Eshelman is now WSU's starting QB, coach Kirby Moore announces. Caden Pinnick goes to the bench after six games.
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📊🏈DID WE REALLY GET BEAT THAT BAD? Net Success Rates in Week 6
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Duck fans you really gotta stop listening to this guys hot takes.
Outside of health at key positions, I don’t see a world Oregon doesn’t win the national championship. This is Ohio State 2024 energy
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Seahawks line playing like UWs line
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Oregon opened the season #2 in the country in the AP Poll. They are now unranked.
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Jedd Fisch said he needs until year 5 to be able to compete with Iowa at home. Bob Cheney is able to turn around UCLA to be able to compete at Oregon year 1. Could it be any more clear?
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Respectfully, Fuck the ducks vs them from now on Fuck the weekly uniform reveals Rooted in substance? Nah, we’re rooted in BULLSHIT Yes, I’m mad. I’m tired of all the talk. All the jaw jacking by my program.
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Deboer is crashing out. Never should have left 😔
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Phil Knight, in the twilight of his life, walks into Autzen Stadium, his Nike empire—the company he spent a lifetime building—now crumbling, a shadow of its former self. Yet one final ambition remains. The football program he nurtured from obscurity into a national powerhouse stands on the brink of achieving the pinnacle of college football. One last ride. One final chance at immortality. With time running out, the final chapter of Phil Knight’s legacy rests squarely in the hands of Dan Lanning. Dan Lanning: “FUCK YO DREAMS OLD MAN”
Nike Co-Founder Phil Knight couldn’t miss the game between Oregon Ducks and UCLA Bruins #GoDucks
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I hate to say it, but Washington feels like it is just going to be outclassed in the Big Ten unless the investment level comes way up and I’m not sure there is a path to do that. They would have been so much better off if there was a viable Pac-12 for them
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Dan Lanning’s complete lack of emotion on the sideline is truly bizarre. It’s such a stark contrast to the fiery, passionate coach we’re used to seeing.
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Imagine being a duck fan and not having a real QB2. Couldn’t be me
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Not sure a team has thoroughly deserved a loss in a close game the way Oregon did today. Just disgusting football and bad coaching on multiple levels.
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Maybe attempting to portal when your entire team is at a funeral for a student athlete who lost her life to cancer made more of an impact
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Remember to say your prayers tonight husky fans. “Saint Fuavai, in our time of need hear our prayers and do not forsake us…”
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