You may beat me down, but like a dick, I rise.

Joined August 2010
You guys should absolutely check out my playlists 🩷🩷🩷
So here's a thread of all my playlists so far 😊😊
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We're gonna get rollback of no-fault divorce from people who have never been in a relationship
One thing I find so unconscionably awful is the normie idea of a "break-up." I can't imagine spending years loving a person and then saying "yeah, just pretend I never existed." If suicide is murdering the future, then a break-up is killing your past. It's a totally inhuman act.
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Jackie Aina should consider asking Mariam Musa for private lessons on how to lay and melt her lace
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Affect.
People really act like only one attractive woman exists at a time and that there aren’t other factors that effect relationships
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Ridiculous take. I think you lot are bold to think your childless friends don’t have life stressors as well. Why don’t you also admit that many of you seem to think that your needs come above other people’s because you chose to grow a family.
If your friend has a baby and you don’t have kids, you have to be the one to put in more effort in maintaining the friendship. That’s part of being in mama’s tribe. Don’t take it personal if she isn’t hitting you up first. She’s raising a freaking human being lol
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U25 Caucasian lady on TikTok: I left my law career to marry a Nepalese man and move to his village Me:
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Why does mama's tribe never include the man she laid down and had kids with? Why is it always women without kids or women who have already raised their own children?
If your friend has a baby and you don’t have kids, you have to be the one to put in more effort in maintaining the friendship. That’s part of being in mama’s tribe. Don’t take it personal if she isn’t hitting you up first. She’s raising a freaking human being lol
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I do wonder if this energy is returned when the dependents are not children. Do you check in on your friends with ailing parents? Bedridden siblings? Chronically ill cousins? Impoverished aunts? Or is tribe only a thing that mothers are allowed to dream of?
If your friend has a baby and you don’t have kids, you have to be the one to put in more effort in maintaining the friendship. That’s part of being in mama’s tribe. Don’t take it personal if she isn’t hitting you up first. She’s raising a freaking human being lol
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Почему люди верят, что занимались бы музыкой и живописью, а не батрачили бы служанками или швеями за 0,1 деньгу, которую заберет благоверный, рожая при этом пятого ребенка? Или все вокруг потомки благородных кровей, а челядь только я? Или просто нихрена не знают
Хочу выразить большую благодарность феминисткам, за то, что мне 5 дней нужно в 6:30 вставать на работу За то, что я занимаюсь всякими инженерными делами, а не музыкой и живописью За возможность помогать мужчинам обеспечивать семью, ведь им сложно одним Спасибо Дуры
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can't criticize the beauty industry because Women Like Makeup. can't criticize heterosexuality because uhh heterosexual women exist. can't criticize marriage. can't criticize natalism. can't criticize astrology
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Miss ma'am. No one said you're ugly. We said you did bird shit in the Waffle House bathroom. You're a pretty bird. Anyhow, fix your comprehension skills. You're fucking embarrassing.
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You pulled down your jeans. In Waffle House. To take a thirst trap. What type of bird is this ?
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We’ve had this conversation before but please the women that have men who sort ALL their bills including the lavish trips/gifts are not in the majority. You can’t use their reality to judge/measure yours.
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i think u guys are confusing confrontational for combative. if im confronting you ofc its with my perspective and im searching for yours for clarity and resolution? why is that wrong? Now if youre being combative thats different and usually unwarranted
Confrontational people are never prepared for the other person having a different perspective of what happened.
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This isn’t a plot hole. This is very specifically addressed in the book. First: Harry DOES see Moody in the Marauder's Map. More than once. Harry notes on more that one occasion that “Moody is in his office again.” Why would that make Harry suspicious? Harry sees other teachers in their respective offices all the time. The Map is a contraband item, and Harry usually only uses it when he’s on his own, so he wouldn’t pull it out in the middle of class to verify that the Moody in the classroom is the real one. Second: The map does not distinguish between Barty Crouch Jr and Sr. It only says ‘Bartemius Crouch.’ At the time, Barty Crouch Sr was a judge on the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and had every reason to be at the school. He was also famously against ‘Dark Wizards’ and a high up ministry official, so Harry wouldn’t suspect him of being a spy for Voldemort. Third: JK Rowling specifically addresses this and uses it as a clue that Barty is Moody in disguise. It’s subtle, but it’s there. One night, Harry is looking at the Maurauder’s Map. He sees Moody in his office (again). He then sees Bartemius Crouch in Snape’s potion cupboard. At the time, Barty Crouch Sr. was supposed to be too sick to act as a judge, so Harry wonders why he’s at the school. He runs to the cupboard. By the time he gets there, Barty has left, and Snape catches Harry. He accuses Harry of stealing the potions supplies, supplies that are specifically for Polyjuice Potion. Snape pulls out a vial of Veritaserum (truth potion) and threatens to question Harry. Suddenly, Moody shows up and bales Harry out. During the first reading, you’re so relieved that Harry got out of trouble, that you don’t really question why Moody showed up all of a sudden. It’s not until you re-read the scene that you realize that Moody never left his office. It was Barty all along, who didn’t get far from the the scene of the crime. When he thought Harry was going to be questioned with truth serum (and expose that he wasn’t really the culprit) he swooped in to put a stop to that. Finally: Harry tells Fake-Moody that he saw ‘Bartemius Crouch’ in his Map and he thinks Barty Crouch Sr. is the one stealing the ingredients. Fake-Moody acts impressed and asks if he can borrow Harry’s magical map to help find the “spy.” Harry gives it to him. So, Harry doesn’t have the Marauder's Map for the rest of the school year. He doesn’t get it back until the teachers expose Barty Jr. at the end of the year. To summarize, it definitely isn’t a plot hole, since the text specifically addresses this issue, and even uses it as a clue to Moody’s true identity. I can’t speak for the movie, however. I can’t remember the events of the movie well enough, but I know they condensed several scenes, and may have cut out Harry seeing Moody in the map in the movie.
Is this a plot hole that Harry never noticed the real Alastor Moody on Marauder's map, shown at a fixed position in his office, since he was locked up in a trunk for 9 months? How could something that obvious not have exposed Barty Crouch Jr?
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Lmfaooo unserious
My honest take on filters? They only enhance what is existent. No amount of glam cam can make up for a wanting aesthetic. More importantly, some of people look better in person than pics do them justice. A little glam never hurt no body. Present the best version of you 😉
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Some of you were hailing gbadumumu as a queer ally. I was on this app in 2020 when a lesbian woman (who is now an influencer) accused him of tearing her sign out of her hands and telling her that endsars was not the time for her and her community to ask for their human rights. Una Dey fool gan
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Lmao so what's the difference between you people and the ones that go to spac nation ?
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Baby's first felony
That shit for brain mom on TikTok more or less celebrating her son's first criminal charge (all felonies).
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acho engraçado que mulher nenhuma precisa de ensinamentos e mecanismos pra não se portar igual um animal na sociedade em vários aspectos
Imagina se ao invés de endurecer as penas a gente criasse mecanismos que educassem os homens desde a infância a não enxergarem a mulher como objeto de poder. Vocês não tem interesse nenhum em acabar com o estupro, vcs querem a punição pela punição, mesmo sabendo que não resolve
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Who in Lagos has used Randonautica ? Like it's one thing to use it in America, but Lagos feels like an entirely different ball game 😭😭😭😭
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