Lawyer | Mergers and Acquisitions, EC/VC, Outside General Counsel big fan of @byufootball @broncos and @monsterenergy

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined January 2021
Only in NYC are people delusional enough to think that having a nanny/housekeeper and $10k monthly in disposable cash in the bank after covering expenses to live in the city is anything but wealthy Like sorry you can’t afford that home in the Hamptons but considering a teacher grosses less in a year than you have in disposable income I think you’ll be okay
Replying to @UTDealAttorney
Maybe a bit exaggerated, to be fair, but housing, a nanny/housekeeper, and preschool alone can easily run $20–25k a month. Everything else adds another $5–10k, leaving $5–10k a month. Factor in a vacation or two, and suddenly there’s not much left to save. Also, unlike most other places, people living in NYC often feel the need—and want—to get out of the city regularly for weekends and holidays. That adds up quickly too.
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A million a year is pretty damn good even in NYC… right? Am I nuts?
this one goes out to all my non-share partners barely making a mil who had families in NYC w the idea that they'd be able to save money, buy summer homes and have power over their careers but who instead commute hrs to work and spend wknds dancing to the tune of the typo-laden emails thumbed by the share partners making an order of magnitude more this was not the deal. lawyers were supposed to be able to become kinda rich but the partners who came before you decided that they'd become mega rich and you'd stay vulnerable nobody weeps for you bc you look great on that web page but damn you got fucked
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Who out there has been to Jambaa Juice in the last 2 years? I know you are out there but have yet to see it in the wild
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Everyone please continue to cancel your iPhone duo orders I want mine to get here faster
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Dallin Drescher retweeted
The iPhone Duo reviews are some of the most brutal I've seen from an Apple product in a long time (Vision Pro aside). But I've been around long enough to remember the iPhone 5, iPhone 6 Plus and iPhone X. The app optimization issue is a non-issue and will be resolved in weeks.
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Across the street. Same view. Fair rates. High quality. Ask me how I know 😜
If you are at a law firm in SLC and this is your view you are likely paying too much per hour Ask me how I know
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My west coast deal teams think I'm up insanely early My east coast deal teams think I'm up insanely late They both right tbh. It's the 12-2pm window that I cat nap
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Lol. For the rich it’s not free time. It may look like it. But almost everything has a business purpose. Dont get me wrong, golf, fancy dinners, and travel is a hell of a lot better than being on a computer in an office all day. But they’re working round the clock.
the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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Dallin Drescher retweeted
Kalani switching up the ICONIC line gave me CHILLS. 🥶🔥 “WE KNOW, AND HERE WE COME.”
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Don’t tell me I don’t know ball
BYU is beating this Notre Dame team 100%
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Would just like to remind everyone that I knew K Pop was the man before Jay Hill even left
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Seems like K Pop would have a shot too, yeah?
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Dallin Drescher retweeted
The Cut: out of context Yes I will be using this for the next great performance by K Pop
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Wendy’s going back to their retro branding and I feel like I’m a kid again
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So if Utah wins are they giving the money back to the users?
Utah sues Kalshi, seeking up to $60 million in profit made off of Utahns “These companies, they’re not your friends,” said @AGDerekBrown. “They’re not helping you invest, they’re not providing you with insights or opportunity. Frankly, they are engineered to do one thing and one thing alone: empty your wallet.” abc4.com/news/politics/utah-…
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Me thinking about the tampa mixer all day today @ryanraysr
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My BYU friends - slandering Notre Dame’s resume is not the flex you think it is 🤦‍♂️ as far as I am concerned they are the second best team in the country rn lol
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Me in my toddlers bed with them when they woke up right as I took my pre-workout on my way out the door
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Delivery moved up a month lessgooooo
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Dallin Drescher retweeted
If only @ryanraysr’s golf club connection was as good as his X connections
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