
Lawyer | Mergers and Acquisitions, EC/VC, Outside General Counsel big fan of @byufootball @broncos and @monsterenergy
Salt Lake City, UT
Joined January 2021
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Only in NYC are people delusional enough to think that having a nanny/housekeeper and $10k monthly in disposable cash in the bank after covering expenses to live in the city is anything but wealthy
Like sorry you can’t afford that home in the Hamptons but considering a teacher grosses less in a year than you have in disposable income I think you’ll be okay
Replying to @UTDealAttorney
Maybe a bit exaggerated, to be fair, but housing, a nanny/housekeeper, and preschool alone can easily run $20–25k a month. Everything else adds another $5–10k, leaving $5–10k a month. Factor in a vacation or two, and suddenly there’s not much left to save.
Also, unlike most other places, people living in NYC often feel the need—and want—to get out of the city regularly for weekends and holidays. That adds up quickly too.
A million a year is pretty damn good even in NYC… right? Am I nuts?
this one goes out to all my non-share partners barely making a mil
who had families in NYC w the idea that they'd be able to save money, buy summer homes and have power over their careers
but who instead commute hrs to work and spend wknds dancing to the tune of the typo-laden emails thumbed by the share partners making an order of magnitude more
this was not the deal. lawyers were supposed to be able to become kinda rich
but the partners who came before you decided that they'd become mega rich and you'd stay vulnerable
nobody weeps for you bc you look great on that web page but damn you got fucked
Who out there has been to Jambaa Juice in the last 2 years? I know you are out there but have yet to see it in the wild
Dallin Drescher retweeted
The iPhone Duo reviews are some of the most brutal I've seen from an Apple product in a long time (Vision Pro aside). But I've been around long enough to remember the iPhone 5, iPhone 6 Plus and iPhone X. The app optimization issue is a non-issue and will be resolved in weeks.
My west coast deal teams think I'm up insanely early
My east coast deal teams think I'm up insanely late
They both right tbh. It's the 12-2pm window that I cat nap
Lol. For the rich it’s not free time. It may look like it. But almost everything has a business purpose.
Dont get me wrong, golf, fancy dinners, and travel is a hell of a lot better than being on a computer in an office all day. But they’re working round the clock.
Dallin Drescher retweeted
Kalani switching up the ICONIC line gave me CHILLS. 🥶🔥
“WE KNOW, AND HERE WE COME.”
Would just like to remind everyone that I knew K Pop was the man before Jay Hill even left
Dallin Drescher retweeted
The Cut: out of context
Yes I will be using this for the next great performance by K Pop
So if Utah wins are they giving the money back to the users?
Utah sues Kalshi, seeking up to $60 million in profit made off of Utahns
“These companies, they’re not your friends,” said @AGDerekBrown. “They’re not helping you invest, they’re not providing you with insights or opportunity. Frankly, they are engineered to do one thing and one thing alone: empty your wallet.” abc4.com/news/politics/utah-…
Me thinking about the tampa mixer all day today
@ryanraysr
My BYU friends - slandering Notre Dame’s resume is not the flex you think it is 🤦♂️ as far as I am concerned they are the second best team in the country rn lol
Me in my toddlers bed with them when they woke up right as I took my pre-workout on my way out the door
Dallin Drescher retweeted
If only @ryanraysr’s golf club connection was as good as his X connections


















