A man goes to the doctor, overwhelmed by despair. The doctor says, “You need to cheer yourself up. Go online and Google Uyghurs. You’ll find plenty of people who share your concerns.”
The man bursts into tears.
“But doctor… I am a Uyghur googler.”
There are independent reports of genocide and the prc gov covering up every possible way to follow up. Oh wait you're like depending on the PRC for your income so never mind. Carry on.
Welcome to the Fourth Reich Socialist Convention 2026!
We’ve got something here for everyone!
We’ve got the:
- being fit is fascism lady!
- Zionist who speaks about settler colonialism!
- losing weight is genocide guy
and ofc,
- Angela Davis!
*plays the internationale*
