Parody account, but honestly, there’s nothing funny about any of this this. Lock up Louis DeJoy and every other Trump lackey. #BidenHarris2024 #AlwaysVoteEarly
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I think it's important to clarify for the American people that, although I didn't bring a single minute of postal experience into this role, that has absolutely no bearing on my ability nor my commitment to drive this motherfucker into the ground.
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Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show.
He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
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I understand many people have questions and concerns about the upcoming changes to mail delivery over the next few weeks and months. What they *don't* seem to have is a clue as to how little I care.
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Twitter tells me it's been a year since I got here. A year ago, I was so notoriously bad at my job that a parody account was christened in my dishonor.
AND I'M STILL HERE.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
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Y’all are big mad right now—I get it. But whatever happens over the coming days and weeks, know that all I ever wanted was to dutifully serve the US Postal Service...up on a platter to the rapacious corporations who want to consume our beloved public institutions for profit.
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Great news, America! Our new sorting machines have been installed and are ready to begin operating at full capacity at each of our distribution centers nationwide! #USPS
Hey guys, just FYI, no more Zip codes. Don’t need ‘em.
Also, please stop mailing potatoes. They’re starting to rot in the mail piles.
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DO. NOT. MAIL. YOUR. BALLOT.
We are at the point where the US Postal Service has been sufficiently kneecapped by this administration and can no longer be trusted to get your ballot delivered in time.
This was the whole point. Don't be a victim.
Drop your early ballots off now!
I credit my father with instilling in me the values that this job depends on: hard work, resilience, ingenuity, a penchant for midnight black-bag overthrows of cherished public institutions, servile fealty to tyrannical strongmen, and a can-do attitude.
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The US Postal Inspector Service seizes tens of thousands of pounds of narcotics every year so surely they won’t notice if a few ounces of blow go missing from the evidence lockup.
To avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail, I am suspending all USPS restructuring initiatives until after the re-election... er, election... is concluded.
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The United States Postal Service processes more than 472,000,000 pieces of mail every single day. So, I’m sure your veteran grandpa’s heart meds are in there somewhere. Just sit tight.
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