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Joined April 2019
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For scientific purposes... RT if you like Rings better Like if you like Hooks better
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Me at work: i'm a lunchtime snack Me on LinkedIn: I'm a crisp cornmeal ring elevated with zesty onion flavor packaged and distributed by a multi-national corporation
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Can YouTube Rewind this year just be a trash can on fire
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We need more followers... how else will the world read these amazing tweets??
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JK Rowling James Charles 🤝 You are gay
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What am I supposed to do if I wasn't subscribed to James Charles in the first place?
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Don't worry, this trade war with China will only affect you if you frequently buy... (checks list) products.
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Please pray for my Family if you will, My Husband was just Life Flighted back to OHSU PDX They are going to do emergency surgery To replace his Port/Cath he is bleeding profusely from Any Surgery is a huge risk with a Hemophiliac
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Trump is actually DEFENDING (for the second time) the Neo Nazi & KKKlan thugs that stormed Charlottesville‼️
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If you missed us on 4/20… Don’t worry. We out here. RT right NOW for a chance to win your own Funyuns Flamin’ HOT Box! 🔥🔥🔥
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Replying to @RedSoxRedShoes
This is what happens when I tweet first thing in the morning before putting on my glasses. I should know better at this point.
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What's the point of it all?
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Unpopular gamer opinion: PC > Toaster
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How many bags of Funyuns do you think it would take to stack rings all the way to the stratosphere?
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.@ActingSecDef Patrick M. Shanahan met with Albanian MinDef Olta Xhacka today at the Pentagon to reaffirm the defense relationship between our two countries. Learn more about this steadfast @NATO ally here: go.usa.gov/xmDXy
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Your afternoon reminder to go and buy Funyuns today. You'll thank us tomorrow!
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This week, #FBI EAD Amy Hess spoke at @INSAlliance abt the importance of partnerships in the fight against #cyber crime & reporting incidents immediately to your local FBI field office & to the Internet Crime Complaint Center at ic3.gov. 📷 by @INSAlliance
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Now it's getting old
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