Peoples Republic Of Binance

someone asked what the SAFU fund is for. it's for buying solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

step 1: say funds are safu step 2: funds are not safu step 3: solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv step 4: 4

The founding fathers. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Treasury: diversified. (Into jewelry.) solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

unsafu then. unsafu now. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Sitting on user funds. Literally. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Me explaining to Binance users where the funds went. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Quarterly board meeting. Agenda item 1: nothing. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

National holiday declared. Reason: chart. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Risk management seminar. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Dress code at the Palace: Hawaiian shorts, dress socks, 40 pounds of ice. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Supreme Leader’s trading strategy: - buy nothing - sell nothing - withdraw everything solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

Supreme Leader dropped 100 points last night. State media confirmed. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

FTX x Binance merger finally went through. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

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First McDonald's in Pyongyang. Sam is already on his 9th Big Mac. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

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Cabinet meeting, poolside edition. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv

That’s Birrrrion with a B

Proof of reserves: confirmed. Location of reserves: classified. solana:4eq4JfnpdgqZTzeyR3GnRGHJQ3QhQT6Lp7nKnQ2nS7Rv