Just a normal dude trying to raise my family, worship the Lord, and protect the American Dream for my kids. I also dabble in sports, Coors Light, and sarcasm

Joined April 2022
Jason Roland retweeted
You can tell he's enjoying this. And that's awesome to see.
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I think we could let @PaulByrd36 and @wileyballard_ talk all game on @BravesVisionTV to show NBC how a multi booth should work
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I’m sorry Austin, better to suck for two years and be good in the right moments guess. Mea Culpa
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Braves need to have a Terry McGuirk bobble head bc it’d be the most realistic thing ever assembled
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Hard to get excited about the @Panthers Wildly inconsistent. One week A+, and next week, beat themselves all over the field
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After hearing the great @colecubelic doing color man and the play by play on alt casts by @JoshPateCFB I think we need this tandem on a legit broadcast. The Ocho would get its best ratings!
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Jason Roland retweeted
I reread this every year. I cry like a baby every year. Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero. Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked. Lisa: I understand. Can they see you? Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake. Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor. Lisa: Are you okay? Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again. Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true? Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan. Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call. Lisa: I promise. Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy. Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.) Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol. Todd: I understand. I’ll be back. Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot. Lisa: What are you going to do? Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out. Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.
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Jason Roland retweeted
Islam—a worldview that allows men to murder their children. Feminism—a worldview that allows women to murder their children. Can I interest you in Christianity—a worldview in which parents protect and nurture their children instead?
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I’m gonna follow @BFW bc he went on the @JoshPateCFB show and he’s my age. Has to be a decent dude to drink a beer with and tell him why he’s wrong about things
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Jason Roland retweeted
The Braves had the Profar money and more prospect capital than they've had as a contender in long time. They've had an obvious need to bolster the rotation since November. Thought for sure this was the year they would make a big splash. But instead, they've left plenty of room to second guess.
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Braves batted ball luck on both sides sitting at -1000 after 1
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Haaland, just like his father before him, striving for World Domination in NYC
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Your 2026 OmaHeels 🩵
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GAME DAY IN OMAHA! ⚾️🐏
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Dumbest sports rule goes to @NCAABaseball with teams alternating home and away. If you’re seeding is correct then higher seed should always be the home team, ESPECIALLY THE HOST TEAM #NCAATournament
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Great job today @TenorLion !! Always a special treat when you perform.
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Chris Sale don’t bother mixing his Reta with the proper BAC H2O ratio. He just lines up the powder like he’s peptide Scarface
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Jason Roland retweeted
The hornets being an elite offense shouldn’t surprise anyone, the hornets having the 6th best defense in the league over the past 25 games should scare everyone
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While everyone is focused on Iran this morning, I’d like to remind people that @LeaderJohnThune is doing a better job than anybody in the NBA at tanking by slow playing the #SaveAct @RepChipRoy I’m sorry you have to deal with sackless men that would rather lose than pass a 75% issue win across party lines
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Jason Roland retweeted
Having the halftime show for your biggest game of the year in a language almost none of your lifelong fans can understand, while waving the flags of countries that none them are from, is the biggest fuck you that I’ve ever seen a corporation give to its own consumers
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