Tukahn or something, that jester

𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲! #DRRP #OCRP

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[ he’s on a little bike. No not a tricycle, like a really small bike he found. ]

Not an issue. Enjoy being the leader for a day. And I shall enjoy some of this pie. [ he’s still eating that pie. ]

You are now the leader! Congrats Hamuko! I knew my votes meant something

Well happy day of being sworn into office!

… [ dial up noises ] Oooh! It’s your day.

Hmmm…. [ oh no, he’s guessing. ] Is it pie day? Since the pie… Did we get attacked by the robot army?

… Yep it’s pie. Apple to be specific. [ best not to question how he can do that. ] But yeah. Mornin’ Also I feel like something is today…

[ Thankfully he’s answering now. ] Yeah yeah?

[ laying on the ground. Menacingly. ]

Maybe. I’ll think about it

Idk

Magic. Motherfuckin magic

[ just. Poofs into existence. ]

Hell yeah! We can chow down on some stones as buddies. Hell, I even got some rocks with me. [ and out from his pocket, is two rocks. ]

Wait you also eat rocks? Hell yeah, it’s time to snack on some rocks.

Although a year? Man, times fly. Speaking of flying, I tried to fly once. That didn’t go well