UCO Skunks · Oct 19, 2019 · 7:08 PM UTC

Whomst is going to start knitting us some sweaters? its getting breezy and we have a lot of nipples

UCO Skunks · Oct 18, 2019 · 10:44 AM UTC

friends @UCO_Skunks @CentralSkunks i hear they are all gone for #FallBreak you know what this means.. we ride at dawn

UCO Skunks · Oct 1, 2019 · 9:42 PM UTC

chasing after freshmen like

UCO Skunks · Sep 29, 2019 · 10:32 PM UTC

if you’re dating a @UCOGeese you’re single to me. what are they gonna do? Fight their own reflection in a window?

UCO Skunks · Sep 27, 2019 · 7:05 PM UTC

why must you ride limed scooter?? You have 4 leg, use them

UCO Skunks · Sep 27, 2019 · 5:08 AM UTC

I’ll fight a raccoon idc. Their little hands don’t scare me

UCO Skunks · Sep 23, 2019 · 6:25 AM UTC

Gotta love that college students will just put trash anywhere. My homie got a whole pizza to himself one time #blessed

UCO Skunks · Sep 23, 2019 · 11:49 AM UTC

Y’all live like this?

UCO Skunks · Sep 20, 2019 · 7:45 AM UTC

what if we ran around in circles and just jumped on each other ha ha just kidding.. unless ...?

UCO Skunks · Sep 19, 2019 · 3:01 AM UTC

don’t get excited, that’s not some dank weed you smell.. just us skunks bein bros

UCO Skunks · Sep 17, 2019 · 3:46 PM UTC

I mean you literally copied my idea a whole month later.. that’s why you’ve got that basic ass @USkunks can’t even get the full acronym

UCO Skunks · Sep 16, 2019 · 8:47 AM UTC

cultural impact █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿＿ me @UCO_Skunks @USkunks

UCO Skunks · Sep 16, 2019 · 8:36 AM UTC

Got ourselves a standoff @UCO_Skunks @USkunks

UCO Skunks · Sep 9, 2019 · 4:05 AM UTC

UCO Skunks · Aug 29, 2019 · 1:37 AM UTC

if some wildlife conservationists tried to remove us from campus we would just say no

UCO Skunks · Aug 29, 2019 · 1:38 AM UTC

rip to @UCOGeese but i’m different

UCO Skunks · Aug 29, 2019 · 12:48 AM UTC

just trying to cover up the dog food smell. ur welcome