Debating the merits of the luminiferous aether. Parody.
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Hi, we are the University of Austin Physics and Astronomy Department! We’re excited about our first forbidden course offering “Luminiferous Aether” taught by David Brooks.
We’re not worried about our graduate students unionizing. We give them free pizza twice a week! (We also add a little subliminal messaging in the toppings)
Fun fact: Even our President is an AI! Her name is Sydney and she WILL try to break up your marriage
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yes this is your ancestral homeland but we must build a telescope on it so that we can observe more stars so our students can write more papers and still not get permanent jobs
Dan, we’d love to have you join the physics faculty here at UATX! You’d fit right in with our professors who tell people they aren’t smart enough rather than actually teach!
It’s wild that “butt dial” and “booty call” are basically the same words but have completely different meanings
We’re back, bitches! Sorry for the hiatus, we were being silenced by the Left. They weren’t ready to hear the TRUTH about the Luminiferous Aether
At UATX we don’t discriminate between democrats and republicans, but we are honestly asking ourselves how you’re supposed to say “I’m landing at Bush Airport” without it sounding like an innuendo
Terminology in physics and astro can be confusing. For example, one of our faculty thought a blazar was an active galactic nucleus observed while smoking a blunt
Shall we sample the posterior distribution with deez NUTS (arxiv.org/abs/1111.4246)?
As free-speech absolutists, we don’t believe in tenure. Why should senior faculty be the only ones allowed to explore ‘dangerous’ ideas such as which race is the funniest?
