Rest in Peace, RJ Mitte. I'm sorry this world failed you. You were a very bright soul and an integral part of my favourite piece of art humans have ever created. Thank you for everything you gave humanity, I wish you were still with us.

Mushrooms was one of the best experiences of my life, but nothing feels real or meaningful anymore. Life's beauty was accentuated, but so was its inherent fruitlessness. Humanity will perish, and it's difficult to take life seriously when you feel this so strongly in your bones.

Good riddance, Halo Studios.

Despite possessing a strong dislike for sprinting zombies, I always had a deep love of World War Z, and I am ecstatic they're finally making a sequel.

I will be posting the most monumental and impactful content of my entire life on November 1st, 2026. Stay tuned.

When I was 12 years old, I was born in Afghanistan.

The bittersweet tragedy of Johnny Cash and David Bowie is that their transcendent, greatest work was released as they died.

Everyone emerges into this plane of existence imbued with a gift, whether it's physical grit, cognitive sharpness, or creative majesty. Happiness is simply to be actualized and honest with yourself, fulfilling that birthright purpose. No longer will I list lazily in squandering.

I admire those who are the best in the world at something skillful, but you couldn't pay me to watch such a boring sport. I am expected to feign amazement at people kicking a ball into a net the size of Olympus Mons. I'd rather watch amateur hockey than professional soccer.

For those who find my profile bio excessive, I tried to sum up my entire existence and deliver the word "biography"'s promise as succinctly as possible.

Just removed all my old tweets about past girlfriends and intimate escapades from when I was a teenager. That was disturbingly more than I expected.

Rest In Peace, @Olivertree. Your song "Miss You" has eternal nostalgic power between myself and a past flame. Thank you for enriching the world with your creativity and humanist messaging. I hope there is some justice found for your untimely demise. I'll Miss You.

I miss Halo and battling alongside my comrades.

I found something absolutely astonishing in nature today. This cluster of leaves looks just like a butterfly.

Godspeed to the exceptional and brave souls aboard Artemis II. Watching this brings tears to my eyes.

From both my romantic experience and rigorous knowledge of psychology, it isn't even useful to understand the female love triggers; if you have sex with her and you're passionate and talented, she will pairbond regardless of anything, rewriting her own standards if necessary.

Hockey is the greatest sport on planet Earth.

I'm sorry, but the frothing fascination with Alysa Liu is mostly just because she's attractive.