My defining qualities are curious and stubborn. Creator of spurious correlations: https://xitter.cf/t.co/dPthBYVEhE

Minneapolis, MN
Joined July 2013
As you can see, @BradyHaran needs to keep up his nerdy-ness on @numberphile if he wants to keep Nebraska safe from fires.
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Is it insider trading if @matt_levine shorts Telefónica and then takes Friday off?
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Probably not? But Matt should know the SEC is watching. See footnote #30 of the Bitcoin dissent: sec.gov/news/statement/crens…
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What happens if you draft an academic research paper every time you find a correlation where p < 0.05? You get a lot of silly papers: tylervigen.com/spurious-scho…
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I'm not sure the AI understood what either Duluth or Estonia looks like, but either way I don't want to go there. Air pollution in Duluth correlates with solar power generated in Estonia. tylervigen.com/spurious/corr…
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The connection is clear: babies named walker drive @ODFL_Inc 's stock price. tylervigen.com/spurious/corr…
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As the wind turbines spin, they emit tiny, inaudible whispers of encouragement, somehow making everyone feel inexplicably small. /s tylervigen.com/spurious/corr…
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As you can see, Uranus began emitting a rare form of cosmic energy that directly influenced the combustion efficiency of jet fuel in the Netherlands.
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It's new, it's improved, it's got AI-generated explanations for why everything correlates. Today I'm launching the new Spurious Correlations: tylervigen.com/spurious-corr…
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I just published a wildly over-researched article about a question that has been plaguing me for months: Why is this bridge here? tylervigen.com/the-mystery-o…
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I'm immune to the 2038 problem because I store all my dates as UNIX epoch seconds in text blobs. Follow me for more future-proof tech tips!
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I now officially have enough routers, switches, and servers in my house to call it "internet" without connecting to anything else.
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It's OK to use gaffer tape to secure an internal hard drive when you don't have enough slots, right?
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I am learning a CAD program for a project rn - first time ever that I wish I paid more attention in highschool geometry
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Passwordle is surely the best Wordle offshoot: it matches the SHA-256 hash against the hash of the correct password. rsk0315.github.io/playground…
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For those unfamiliar with SHA-256 hashing: this makes the game impossible, but hilarious.
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Whenever I'm writing raw HTML it always starts with CSS, DIVs, and consistent styling. Then it devolves into <center><b><u>Good enough</u></b></center>
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