Tylan| SHC 22' | Poli Sci n Pre-Law major| Birdsville's Scholar| 251| Heat Culture

Joined March 2020
The Maestro™️ retweeted
My QB walked down the Jaguars overseas, with blood clots moving to his lungs, off ZERO sleep (knowing it could be fatal) & staying in the hospital the night before. I’ll never question your desire for this team again 💔
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There’s Miami Heat basketball this week AND Giannis plays for our team. #NeverGiveUp #ILoveLife
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
This nigga was legit willing to die for this shit yo
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"Field Goal??? Oh, that was 4th down?” 💀💀💀💀💀
Dan Quinn needs to be gone at half. You didn't know it was 4th down??????
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
This is elite slander omg😭😭
Ashton Jeanty is averaging 2.45 yards per carry the last 2 weeks. For reference: Victor Wembanyama is 2.47 yards long lying down.
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
When the ego of a Son and a Father clash it is usually not nice 🎬🍿
Sometimes you don’t need to watch the full movie a movie clip can tell you all you need to know 🎥🍿
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
WHEN LIONS WR JAMESON WILLIAMS PICKED A FIGHT WITH A DUDE TWICE HIS SIZE, THEN IMMEDIATELY RAN TO GRAB A TEAMMATE WHO COULD MATCH HIS SIZE😭😂💀🏈
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
I love how basically every study shows that students do better with less homework and workers perform better with more vacation days and shorter shifts, yet we do the exact opposite because of outdated, guilt-driven “work is suffering” values and toxic hustle culture.
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
Bron career dunktape gon be a hour long 😂
These dunks were from age 33 to 41 lmfao His ability to still get up is remarkable
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
this is a terrible time to meet me in life I do not give a fuck anymore 😭
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
Also that stupid ass nigga ok nfl network who said Jalen was faking needs to be fired and get his ass beat
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
and yes, i do believe the friendships you form in your early years are often rooted in proximity, while the ones you form in adulthood are rooted in alignment.
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
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He looks like he’s about to throw his glasses across the room after eating something good 😭😭😭 (IYKYK)
Michael B. Jordan in Brooklyn yesterday. 📸
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
A farmer, tired of rats destroying his crops and stealing his grain, came up with a clever but cruel plan. He threw a dead pig into a deep, abandoned well. Attracted by the smell, nearly 80 rats rushed into the well to feast on the carcass. At first, everything seemed wonderful. There was more than enough food for everyone, and the rats ate until they were satisfied. But when the food was gone, they discovered something terrifying. The walls of the well were too steep to climb. They were trapped. Days passed, and hunger turned into desperation. Desperation turned into aggression. The rats that had once eaten peacefully beside one another began fighting for survival. Eventually, they began killing and eating each other. One by one, their numbers dwindled until only a single rat remained. Its eyes were bloodshot, and it had survived by consuming its own kind. Then the farmer returned, lowered a rope into the well, and rescued the last surviving rat. But he didn't save it out of kindness or compassion. The farmer knew the rat had learned to survive by hunting other rats. When he released it into his fields, it would continue killing its own kind instead of eating his grain. The farmer had turned his enemy into his greatest weapon. And that is the lesson of divide and conquer. Those who control the trap don't need to fight the battles themselves. They simply create the conditions in which others turn against one another. The rats believed their enemies were the other rats. They never realized that the true enemy was the farmer who had put them there. The greatest danger isn't always the enemy standing in front of you. Sometimes it's the one who created the conflict and stands quietly watching you destroy each other. Before you turn against your neighbor because of their political beliefs, ask yourself who benefits from keeping Americans divided. While we fight each other over Republican and Democrat, we may be overlooking those who profit from the conflict. Perhaps the real question isn't which side you're on, but who built the well—and why they want us fighting at the bottom of it.
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
Holding a baguette like a lethal weapon in the middle of a riot is the most French thing to ever happen
パリの暴動の写真の中にバゲット持ってる奴いて大笑いした
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism
some of y’all are too mean to people that aren’t academically smart idk you treat it like a moral failure
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The Maestro™️ retweeted
Yall see it, or I’m tripping?
QUEN MFF BLACKWELL OHHH SHES TAKING IT
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