Two words Situational openers @TwoPortCapone

@BitcoinAIGuy @TwoPortCapone @soonfully

when she realizes you quit your job to become an unemployed chud

"The worst she can do is say no!" Actually, the worst thing that can happen is she tells all your friends that you've got a short pecker Like straight up, no cap, that you've got one of these bad boys down there, and now everyone starts clucking at you

There are college students putting "Proficient in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint" on their resumes lmao

It's more important to be liked at your job than it is to do good work

"Babe, stop" "You're unemployed and have no skills" "You actually don't even have friends in real life" "And your plan for our future—is teaching leadership?"

OMG @BitcoinAIGuy @TwoPortCapone

White women

they literally make the same video game twice and call it a remaster lmao

We actually had a guy on here named Gladiator who invested not only his personal margin account but also his parents' retirement accounts into what is arguably the worst performing asset in recent history at the absolute shmiggity-shmico top, and many of you listened