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The truth doesn't change just because we don't know it. It stays there constantly waiting for us to discover it. Music=medicine. Morehouse '14 Clemson ‘20. DMV

Clemson HCC PhD
Joined February 2011
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People are so bad with money. It's a combination of a lack of education about money management and society convincing us we need things
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If I had to give a letter grade for these puns, I’m thinking a C 💯
Tweeting this on X is a solid 10.
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CharlesGPT helped me create the next hit movie 😭
🤖 Made with AI
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“Alright. Who else has another shot in them?” *Guy with 13 arrows in him but that rent due* “Put me in coach!”
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Joe Jackson getting his first smartphone:
Why is there no belt emoji
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I still haven’t had a cup of coffee lol
I didn’t even have my first energy drink till I was 28 lmao
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This is honestly such a colorful joke.
Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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McDonald’s that are not 24 hours 😭
Coffee shops that open at 8am on work days
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Some fun numbers for this whole 50-year mortgage idea being considered 🙃…
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Listing the sons he didn’t have is wilddd 😭😭
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Lmfaooo. Idk why “OnlyBears” really took me out
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In my almost two decades of flying, 35+ countries and 6 continents visited, not to mention countless domestic trips and almost all airlines, I have never had a worse experience than the THREE flights over the past THREE weeks that I had purchased from @British_Airways months ago.
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There are 272 seats on the flight. The math here would be approximately 1.8% chance that I’m a person on standby with a confirmed seat because you overbooked ONCE. To happen to me TWICE is about 0.03%….3/100 of 1%….
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The crux of the issue is that while other airlines overbook, they offer compensation to VOLUNTARILY have individuals get rebooked as opposed to ruining someone’s travel plans that were made months earlier with no real explanation or attempts to rectify things @British_Airways.
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The saga continues. 12:43 for a flight that is supposed to leave at 12:45 and there are still 30+ people waiting for a bus to the plane after already being checked in…Customer service gate agents of course giving no reassurance or information on the status of things…
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To be clear, this is a performative response that solves nothing and just attempts to make the company look as if it cares about any form of customer service..
Replying to @TwiterlessGuru
Were sorry to hear what happened and apologise for the inconvenience caused. We’ve logged your comments as feedback to help us make improvements in the future. Milika
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And didn’t even bother to provide the appropriate grammar apostrophe to differentiate between “Were” and “We’re…”
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