Wassup Twitter it’s been a rough five years innit?

And puppies

Ugh ALWAYS

Thirteen reasons why I won't read your elite daily article

Nothing will overpower my love for chicken wings

During a pedicure, there's a fine line between feeling relaxed and feeling like your feet were just put through a wood chipper

If you love someone, let them sleep

Still waiting on Obama to like my last selfie

It's always heart breaking when you're in the drive through and are told to pull into a parking spot

If you can't handle me during my period, you don't deserve how good I look after it

So blessed

When your outfit is on point and guys at the bar won't leave you alone

I want all of you, forever, you and me.

If you're ever in doubt about exercise releasing endorphins, go to a fitness girls Instagram and read her captions

If you're ever feeling down about yourself just remember there's girls out there who'd sleep with a 60 year old for a pair of Louboutins

Listening to the radio is just a matter of choosing the song I'm the least sick of

Like at least buy me chipotle first

I'd rather date a rock than a guy who takes endless selfies

We've all got that guy who we'd never date, but we don't want them to date anyone else so they can stay obsessed with us