@TweetsFailMe

Tottenham Hotspur. San Francisco 49ers

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Joined May 2009
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Yes Kulusevski is back
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Tom Peck@tompeckOct 14
What an incredible night for David Cameron.
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Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru bbc.in/4yLh3Ko

Man named Hitler Mussolini elected mayor in Peru

The left-wing candidate won a narrow victory in a remote district in the Peruvian Andes, exit polls show.

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“The passengers broke international law by storming the cockpit.”
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Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO16 Mar 2021
If you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin, but popping your vagina into another woman’s vagina in front of the world is power— you are a lost soul.
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Me: ‘Don’t make it obvious but there’s an incredibly fit girl at the bar’ My mate:
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BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsSep 21
BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer bbc.in/4799EIB

BBC removes 11 Mitchell and Webb comedy sketches from iPlayer

The corporation said it had included "the ones that still work today and not the ones that don't."

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Replying to @Footballtweet
He’s a toon
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The man reportedly entered a plea of “zoinks!” More at 11.
WPXI
@WPXISep 16
Butler County man accused of planning terrorist attack in support of ISIS appears in federal court ebx.sh/mZ4YDL
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🥔@salzmann__Sep 16
It’s always the ones you least expect
Fox News
@FoxNewsSep 16
BREAKING: Travis Kelce has been named as a victim in a massive Ponzi scheme that pulled in more than $35 million from investors. Siddharth Jawahar, a 38-year-old illegal immigrant, pleaded guilty to three counts of wire fraud and has now been sentenced to 11 years in federal prison and ordered to pay more than $31 million in restitution. Prosecutors say Jawahar took in more than $35 million but invested only about $10 million, using new investor money to repay earlier clients and fund private jets, luxury hotels, and expensive outings. Kelce’s individual losses have not been publicly disclosed as this time, @Max_Gorden reports.
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This should be considered morally revolting behaviour. The looking at suicides and pretending it’s racial terror. But somehow it’s given a pass, if not lauded.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@RepAOCSep 10
This year, there have already been 10 reported hangings of Black people in the U.S. I’m proud to have signed onto @RepPressley ‘s letter to address these widespread modern-day lynchings and put a stop to this racial terror.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
While the letter cites 10 hanging cases in 2026, local law enforcement and medical examiners have ruled the majority as suicides, including the cases of Juliana Nzita and Kyle Bassinga. Only one case is currently being investigated as a homicide. charlotteobserver.com/news/local/art… people.com/death-of-black…
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I am very careless
HSBC UK@HSBC_UKSep 10
Replying to @ajarrodkimber
Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg xitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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HSBC UK@HSBC_UKSep 10
Replying to @ajarrodkimber
Hi Jarrod, I'm sorry to hear you have lost your cricket ground. So we can investigate this further can you please DM us by clicking the 'Send a private message'. Thank you. -Meg xitter.cf/messages/compose?recip…

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Reminder: don’t skip back. Deadlift, row, pull. You never know when you will need it. join.arnoldspumpclub.com/las…
uBHEBHE🇿🇦
@nokwandamhlong0Aug 31
Y’all remember that time Arnold Schwarzenegger was here in South Africa and a kid randomly drop kicked him 😭😭
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David, I’m the other black one.
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ٰ@yesimsvrferAug 27
forever smiling at dogs when walking past them and not even acknowledging their owner
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Awful. Hope this account will have some uplifting news in the coming weeks to help us move past this massive aviation tragedy.
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveAug 25
Pop star Aaliyah has died at age 22. A private Cessna 402 aircraft crashed near Marsh Harbour, The Bahamas, killing the pilot and eight passengers aboard, including Aaliyah. The NTSB is investigating.
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It’s like if Millwall was a country.
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“I don’t want a digital download code. I want a physical disk.”
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Sarah
@Sarahw9111Jun 24
Received the same letter today not at all happy especially when my trials have only just finished !!!! How can you let monsters free early when they have raped and tortured me and others !!! I was only 11 years old when the men first targeted me and are now behind bars for them assaults !!! Fuck you labour !!!
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