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Here to judge bad opinions and extols the virtue of The Pitt. My parents are proud of me and my wife is not annoyed by me. What a difference in 10 years makes.

Coastal Elite trapped in the Midwest
Joined April 2009
Tips for doordash or Instacart should be like a high value drug deal. Guarantee half up front, half when the job is done. Or like held in escrow. I just had a wonderful instacart shopper, earned every penny, but some of these door dashers should go to gitmo.
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It really is striking how academia has just created narratives that any normal person can discount and the "academics" just hit you with a smug "mmmkay bye"ism and expect you to defer to their degree. Not talking about objectively difficult topics but talking the made up stuff.
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Dana press conferences are historically entertaining. Fuck it. Lets go.
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the future of my franchise in the hands of an early 20s lesbian relationship. Azzi gonna find some latina shyt in oak cliff and all this shit done for
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That’s called a podcast
Venezuelan man found with weapons near the White House told police he came to D.C. because 'he heard voices in his head' telling him to 'kill President Trump,' DHS says
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It’s really funny watching AOC calmly explain to her base why absolutely no one is challenging anyone after the mid term performance that just occurred.
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Please do Europe/Section 232 Aluminum/stainless ones next. My cash flow begs.
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Hegseth needs to go TODAY. What the fuck is this
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HORRIBLE DAY FOR THE INDIANA SUB REDDIT POSTERS. HORRIBLE DAY FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS SAID THAT CONVENTIONAL POLITICAL WISDOM IS DEAD
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Beau Bayh's coattails in Indiana absolutely destroyed our Indiana Forecast. Democrats will end up just a few seats shy of winning a majority in the Indiana House. Just absolutely ridiculous DEM overperformance in Indiana, literally Obama '08 level. projects.statenavigate.com/2…
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Man, as the precinct level data comes in on some of these Indiana races, it really is great to see the local sub-reddit takes get absolutely fucking obliterated re: electability. Never listen to these people again, please I beg.
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I think we need a 4 year period where booby trapping is legal. For example, if you have a planter or something near a side walk or property line, you should be able to load the ground around it with explosives so that if someone kicks it over, they lose a leg. We need civility.
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Seeing a lot of your political takes, strategic visions, and analysis, it explains a lot about all of your comically failed relationships, why you never get promoted, why your friends and roommates go to diabolical lengths to ruin your lives, and why you’re never happy in life.
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Big day for a certain faction of politicos
Scott Colom is poised to do the impossible: flip Mississippi blue. He’ll be the first Black U.S. senator from Mississippi since Reconstruction. And when he does, it will be because of conversations like this. Going to MAGA rallies and talking to voters in line.
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What’s cool is that the results should be a strong argument for candidate selection even in a favorable map but instead we will be right back here again in 2 years with the same debate and passion and certainty on both sides one or which is wrong
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Proud to support our next president of these United States and look forward to all of his staffing decisions in the next presidential administration
If you’ve loved Ossoff’s social lately, thank the Baddies behind it.
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The funny thing about this election is that it's obvious people just fucking hated Republicans and policy didn't matter at all but people will still try to make policy arguments based on these results The moderates did overall perform better by a few percentage points (since moderates always perform better to an extent, no matter what the DSA and MAGA stooges want to pretend) but Gina Hinojosa ran an explicitly anti-data center campaign and David Crowley wants to stick his dick in a USB port and they both won, so I don't think you can draw policy conclusions for this on the Democratic side On the other hand, the message that the GOP should stop being such rightoid psychos seems pretty explicit.
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That's a funny statement coming from her but more seriously it probably was the correct choice to leave the pussy hats at home this time and let this Trump administration's popularity collapse under the weight of its own unrestricted power.
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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