memento mori

Las Vegas 🎰🎰
Joined December 2011
Legend of Zelda and GTA 6 on game awards when shrek 2 remastered walk in
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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YEAAAAAAA LETS GET NEGATIVE!!!!! FUCK NIGGA!!!
Tyrese Haliburton to Ryan Rollins “YOU A BI*CH”
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never forget 😂😂😂
Never forget the Padres were a roof away from beating the Brewers and the other team couldn’t even scratch out a win 😂😂😂
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When the CIA captures me and makes me watch the 2023 NLDS and 2026 NLCS on repeat
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this.. right here.. is my... dick.
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She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house
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Goldie retweeted
Wrong
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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lmfao
I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these
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honey your husband sang war pigs
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Taking a hit out of her rose toy like a vape after she’s used it
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typa mf i used to pick next during popcorn reading so i could catch a breather
“I’m sure your first day of work wasn’t that bad!” The first day of work:
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Shohei Ohtani to Josue De Paula amid all the benching talk
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just max out your credit cards it's almost over lol
OMG she is brutally bad at this
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they got Christopher Nolan's camera crew for this btw
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you can’t slander guys like this in other sports this is why baseball is the best
Pete Gray (St. Louis) had a higher batting average in 1945 than Manny Machado (San Diego) had in 2026... ... despite having only one arm.
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At this point the Dodgers hadn’t won a World Series in over 30 years and other fans were relentlessly mocking us and slandering Kershaw. So I do not feel bad for anyone choking on our dynasty today
7 years ago tonight. Howie Kendrick’s NUKE.
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This shit would make me so angry. But ima Dodgers fan so it just give me goosebumps
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MANNY MACHADO LMFAOOOO COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER GUY
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Goldie retweeted
female seahorses after getting their boyfriend pregnant
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