@TweetingChop

Mr. Christmas. Chelsea FC. Go Birds. Go Sixers. All that Jawn.

England, United Kingdom
Joined August 2011
Doesn’t even play for us anymore and he winds me up. Why is he still taking corners? 😂
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“Let’s see if a corner can pay dividends for Arsenal the first time this season” Amazing how it fell off the moment they weren’t allowed to commit GBH in the box every week.
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‘Who does he think he is’ John Obi Mikel vs Bayern Munich (2012): Tackles won - 4/4 Interceptions - 2 Clearances - 2 Shots blocked - 2 Recoveries - 13 Duels won - 8/12 Dribbled past - 0 We wouldn’t have won without him.
Looool who does he think he is. I already prefer Hendo to you mate
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It’ll never happen but just imagine it did. Imagine that first game back, Roman standing in his box like the balcony at Buckingham palace. I wouldn’t even care if we didn’t improve. To have him back would be euphoria.
🚨 Roman Abramovich’s custodian: “Return the club. Or we sue.” “On the basis of recent discoveries, Mr Abramovich has filed a lawsuit against the Football Association and the United Kingdom government. It is our position that the government and its trustees illegally constructed the paperwork that forced the owner to surrender Chelsea Football Club, and that promoted the sale. At no point did the owner breach the rules governing club ownership in this country. That is the basis of the claim. The demands are clear. Immediate return of ownership rights. An official apology from the former FA Chair. Compensation of £10 billion. None of these demands are open to negotiation. If this lawsuit does not receive a fair hearing, we are prepared to take the matter to the highest court governing the sport. We restate that the sale of the club was illegal. It was agreed only because the stability of the club was the priority. The actions of the former Chair were driven by personal interest, not by the rules. The situation at Manchester City makes the point. The owners have been managed and protected despite an extraordinary volume of alleged breaches. That is a shame. This league deserves better leadership, fair judgement, and integrity. What is happening at City has damaged the atmosphere of English football and exposed the failure of those charged with protecting it. The sale was illegal. We will contest the decision. Accepting the sale at the time was not weakness. It was a decision made to protect the club. That position has changed. Return the club to our client, or we will pursue this franchise and this government through every court available. Russian investment in British territory is not small. We will not accept intimidation. The former FA Chair should be brought in for questioning. We have evidence of her conduct. Do not test the resolve.”
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Strong message from a government who LET THEM OUT ON BAIL.
Today we are sanctioning two Iranian individuals for their role in facilitating or engaging in hostile activity on behalf of the Iranian regime. We will not tolerate threats on British soil. My statement ⬇️
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All 7 are still free on bail by the way. We’re sanctioning the country for being involved and not arrested anyone 😂 joke of a country.
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Vice president of the United States posting Sopranos memes. They are so back as a country. Beautiful.
Happy Columbus Day!
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Again. Obviously a coincidence. Absolutely not on purpose. SAKE.
❗️Fulham Broadway will be closed for Chelsea vs Tottenham due to District Line closures.
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Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
What is the highest-paying job that requires the least amount of skill or effort?
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Obviously. As it makes zero sense.
🚨NEW: The Electoral Commission has raised concerns about attempts to allow people to vote without photo ID
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Convenient.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is said to be “rushing” through laws to scrap photo ID checks in polling stations
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- People obsessed with clean sheets when we win - People obsessed with front of shirt sponsors - People obsessed with with being massive virgins Tend to be the same people.
I’d rather see a 5-1 than a 1-0 & clean sheet tbh
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Right what pervert had Henderson to score outside the area? 😂
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No blue tick either, not even monetising from saying stupid things. Doing it purely for the love of the game.
I love that English people don't realize that without international fans their whole football pyramid and economy crumbles within 5 years
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Yeah, not true in the slightest.
I love that English people don't realize that without international fans their whole football pyramid and economy crumbles within 5 years
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He’s literally the Michael Scott of football.
🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “On my first day as new Arsenal manager, I had demolished the office”. “I just destroyed the office and put everything on the floor — the computers, the laptops, the cables. Then I brought everybody in”, told @TheAthleticFC. “I said: ‘If you want me to help you enjoy your profession and your life and the passion that we all share, you have two minutes to put this in order and be ready to work together.’” “That could have been my managerial career because if that would have stayed the same way, I had no job anymore!”.
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Same output
🚨Gittens is out for a few weeks per Alonso
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Harry Potter naming his kids at the end of the last film
🇵🇪#Peru - Hitler Mussolini Simeon gana la alcaldía de Queropalca,Peru. 🔴Hitler Mussolini Simeon — 34.5% 🔵Gaspar Benilde — 30.8% 🟡Itala Yovana — 28.2%
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They’re not even rioting, this is just a normal Thursday in Paris.
🇫🇷 URGENT - Des manifestants ont CHARGÉ les CRS sur la place de la Bastille à Paris. (via @LucAuffret)
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