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Joined May 2020
Replying to @epsteingross
“I tried my best” means asking chat gpt now???
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Responses to this are sending me to the floor. Some witty relief over a serious problem. 😃 ❤️
just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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Replying to @_social_twerker
me and soulja boy might be our final hope
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just found my new favorite tiktok
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Ok I’m all caught up. What a series!! Edge of my seat stuff the wholeeeee time. Is it going to flop now that the baddies were arrested?? There’s no more whodunnit to be invested in each week 😭😭😭 #Matlock
Just discovered #Matlock the reboot and I’m hooked. Love it so far. But I’m approaching with trepidation and trying not to get too attached bc I know once her secret becomes known, the show will flop and die. Just like #TheMentalist when Red John died, the show died with it 😭😭
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I love this bc it shows they really care about things important to their kids. When I was broaching the top of moving back home years ago to get a bit of financial relief my folks were like “sure but make sure you get rid of your cat first” I chose to rent and struggle instead
My parents are fostering this feral kitten I found and within 5 minutes of dropping him off, my dad was playing banjo because "he's probably never heard a banjo."
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went to test drive a car today but it had already sold so the salesman was trying to show us alternatives & he went “i don’t mean to be cliche…. but we do have a subaru forester that just came in”
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Source: myself 😂😂😂😂😂
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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He was definitely having a bad day cause what??? 😭😭😭
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I am absolutely living bc there are people out there not hating on Robyn anymore #RHOP
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“shut up you ugly fuck” will forever be the gold standard lol
2026 midterms hall of fame tweets so far
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Just opened Facebook and saw what is probably the bravest thing Fox News has ever posted:
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I have been sitting on this intel but my best friend from college actually works at Art of Play and both he and everyone else who works there are actually very kind normal people who are simply passionate about magic !!!
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Screaming lol Could not be any more accurate if they tried 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
The accuracy tho😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Australian here. I used to pay $80 for a *full* tank of petrol. Yesterday I paid $106 for a *3/4* tank petrol. If you American fuckers don’t vote properly next time I’ll be rioting. So sick of this shit that we’re all internationally paying for this orange dumb fuck’s psychosis
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We are so fucked as a society in this digital age
She about to lose her job. What would ever possess you to post patient lab reports as content
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BREAKING NEWS: After Ukraine takes out Russian data centers Elon Musk loses 100M followers.
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