A failure and a disappointment

Joined April 2009
Dr. Little Dragon πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‰πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ retweeted
inadvertently created the hardest MF DOOM collectible
The β€˜GLADIATOR 2’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.
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Daylight savings starts tomorrow night!? We are still doing this?
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To kick off this Black History Month, I would like everyone to know that I am the least racist person because I want this month to be about me.
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I have been able to sleep better at night since I accepted that we deserve to go extinct.
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Dr. Little Dragon πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‰πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ retweeted
Sam Bankman-Fried’s conviction could have a chilling effect on future Stanford law professors’ law children’s ability to set up multi-billion dollar offshore cryptocurrency scams.
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Reading a book so long that the table of contents is 37 pages long.
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University of Arizona, Arizona State, and Arizona Cardinals all lost this weekend. Not a great weekend of football for that state.
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Dr. Little Dragon πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‰πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ retweeted
Shelly: β€œYou know how long USA nuh get ah gold medal?! 🀣 Sha’Carri: β€œBecause of you. Bcuz of u” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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California is having a hurricane and an earthquake at the same time? That's just like a normal summer day in Japan.
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Oregon leaving Pac-12. I am going to call it "the south seceding from Pac-12."
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Another day of successfully not going over the daily allotment of tweets I can see.
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It's also an anagram for "no more stars."
'Astronomers' is an anagram for 'moon starers.'
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If anyone sends me an email with a serif font, I am not gonna read it.
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