life is fucking hilarious if you love a sick sense of humour. DNI if you’re easily offended

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One of Negans most satisfying kills
“You’ve got not guts!” — Negan | Season 7
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“Probably fuckin ate the 250” Love Catherine Tate😭😭
I’m obsessed with this actress and the specific roles she plays
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“More fuel on the fire” Oh she thought she ate
🚨 WATCH: Green MP Ellie Chowns attacks Andy Burnham for approving Jackdaw gas field instead of keeping fossil fuels "in the ground" Burnham: "Can I just say that the gas would still be needed? It would just be imported from somewhere else if we didn't use our own" #PMQs
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If you’re gonna ask a question, at least wait for my reply. In what way is this Maggie shade pls?😭😭 pointing out a parallel = shade now. Also, I remember this is the 2nd time you’ve blocked me. Fuck off & keep it that way🥱🥱
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I saw a post a couple days ago (ns if it was your post) that said they wouldn’t mind neggie if there was buildup to it. And all I could think was “how much more buildup can there be than season 3” Like that was THE buildup of buildups!
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Dgmw I wouldn’t like if they just jumped straight into s4 as a couple, I wanna see it happening. But s3 was a MAJOR part of any Neggie buildup there is!
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Just saw a clip of Rosita dying & ruined my day. When she tells Eugene to pull his shit together because “I’m still right here”?? Sobbing all over again
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I have such an urge lately to go back into education for a new work/career field but idk what to do that I wouldn’t regret🙃
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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Amanda Seyfried hate for a portrayal of a morally reprehensible person is so forced. She ate the role idc
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Ahs 14 dream returns: Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Finn Wittrock. I’d also like to see McAuley Culkin back in another role!! Preferably a mix of realistic threat/supernatural threat. Not another revisit of a previous season🙃
AHS Season 14 non-negotiables: Jessica Lange returns. Frances Conroy in a serious role. Denis O’Hare and Lily Rabe as the villains. Macaulay Culkin as a main cast member. Everyone else can be entirely new, but no non-actors. At least 8 episodes, 32–46 minutes each, not filmed in NYC. No connections to previous seasons.
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WATCHING
Jeffrey Dean Morgan como LaSalle em Leopard Skin!
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Tune in the opening of today’s Hollyoaks
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Lmaoooo man wanted a PIZZA
when nathan fielder had that antique shop open for 24 hours next to a bar so they could take advantage of the you break it you buy it policy nathan “you know that antique shop next door, they’re open 25 hours now” “24 hours, that’s weird” 😭
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Been depression watching so many trashy American reality TV shows and I am obsessed with one specifically called “10 years younger” where they basically just find an ugly person, tell them how ugly they are, they then (1/?)
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They then STAND THEM IN PUBLIC LIKE A STATUE and ask passers by what they think. They then Take the person, show them ALL the footage and convince them to get a fuck-ton of surgery to look “10 years younger” (2/?)
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Which is absolutely insanity it’s such cruel watching but I’m OBSESSED. Wish passers by would stop and offer me surgery I’d bite their hand off
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Her husband had to die in front of her for her to realise what had to be done. No wonder she liked Maggie so much
rick grimes in alexandria was so insane, negan would be scared to go head-to-head with that rick
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is anyone else really worried about the future because in all honesty life is so unaffordable, unlivable and so fucking bleak. i can’t even fathom having goals or a family or anything achievable that people above my generation (gen z) had because of how expensive everything is.
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