bro snuck into this bar they ain't shit for us ki boys #fiobitch

mondays feel like

@elonmusk we already knew about your flying car bullshit buddy... tell your employees to stop telling us about it...

bro this bad ass bitch smoking a cigarette on the corner. needs this to be my girl. #loveit

"yo that's a little ass 2nd story" bro landon wtf #brick

@Jondale4987671 sitting fried in class ating a bros porn twitter

@walkoffclax uoy kcuf

@Landony69 #prolly

this "female dog" in the front of class is talking about "we should get rid of twitter" "female dog" you be on twitter for the wrong reason. make a parody account and geek with your fellas #loveallofyou #letsfuckingheadbangsoon

why is my teacher talking about getting on twitter... i'm lowkey sitting in the back of class tweeting about this conversation. #lovethisshit

bro fire every sec referee in the fucking world. blind ass bitches

brooooo i try and tell the dj every time

@walkoffclax did you see your xbox messages buddy? #alwaysfuckliam #nvmitsloveeeeeeee

bro what happen to just op zuzu saying "love" now the whole fucking island is saying "love". We were just degenerates not tryna say the full i love you. i kinda fw it but i don't just because they prolly just saying it to say it i actually mean it with you fellas #nothingbutlove

bro i feel like i just said 1 million words but didnt say them #fuckingaddyfrieddrunk

BREAKING NEWS DONALD J TRUMP HAS STEPPED DOWN FROM PRESIDENT AND HAS PASSED LEADERSHIP TO CHASE PETEY HANNA🚨🚨🚨 #craziestshitever

dude i'm tryna get the puffco rolling again

tell me why my classmate Q says to me "dude why is scrolling on dispensary's websites your version of doomscrolling". idk if that's a good thing or bad thing? some would say bad because i'm addicted but some would say im a legend and may smoke the best wax or bud. #goodorbad?