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Come On You Horns. Middle Middle Middle. There Once Was A Note-Listen. Let The Kids Run The Country.

Right Here. Right Now.
Joined January 2012
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Was gunna check love Island but I’ve decided to shave my arse with a combine harvester.
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To the "Pale Blue Dot" from this interstellar bot: @NASAEarth, you still look as beautiful as the day I took this picture of you. Can't get over this newly-processed version of your 1990 portrait: go.nasa.gov/38mdTAL
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On this day 1964: Richie Benaud’s last day of test cricket. Richie captained Australia 28 times and under his captaincy they never lost a series.
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Looking forward to sharing some new big show dates with you all very soon.....
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Our 1st date of the new decade is just 9 days away now! We're @hornvenue with @thehowlersuk @belongingband & #allinmotion spread the word! Message us for advance tickets #TTC #artismagic
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/OO0khp7Zno David Lammy lecturing everyone in 🇬🇧. He says we’ve seen no police and I’ve been here a while. Only a policeman standing behind him. How did he ever become an MP. The thickest MP in Parliament watch him on Mastermind. Thick as 2 short planks Lammy.😂😂😂
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Well this is odd. This guy blocked me before I even had chance to respond to his romantic offer. Now I’ll never know how our fairytale could’ve ended 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Storm? What storm? 292 km/h along the HS1 high-speed line in Kent on the way to Paris. #highspeedrail #StormCiara
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Cancelling games because of the wind is a disgrace. Conditions like these are ideal for spectacular own goals. Just ask Thurrock’s Kamarl Duncan.
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Born on this day 1957: former Scotland international and manager - Gordon Strachan.
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The new Viz (issue 293) is in the shops now, if you dare to go outside.
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On this day 1992: Right Said Fred go to number 1 in the US singles chart with I’m Too Sexy.
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Check our bit.ly/tiorrblog on #tiorradio2: Let the kids run the country by The Tuesday Club @thetuesdayclub1 via @manillaprltd Don't forget, click the link bit.ly/TIorr2
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My daughter was assaulted by a man on the 77 bus at Spencer Park towards Clapham Junction yesterday, 4.40pm. @metpoliceuk @LambethMPS have been superb. If anyone witnessed it, or knows of witnesses I’d be very glad to hear as the case proceeds. Or go straight to @metpoliceuk
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phillip schofield lies to his wife and kids for 27 years and he’s labelled brave and a hero but when i lie to the missus about being on the gear one weekend i’m a cunt... double standards
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Ecosexuals believe having sex with the Earth could save it: bit.ly/2fuSsGJ
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Some weekend grooves for ya'll!! mixcloud.com/SayaM/ Choose your mix :) #mixtape #housemusic #disco #techhouse #weekend #partytime #friday
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ANNOUNCEMENTS! We are now part of the CHAPTER 22 RECORDS family and our new album "DECONSTRUCTION" will be released on May 4th with a launch party @BedfordEsquires #HolyMolys on April 25th with @simonloverules @TheThirdCut and @DJ_Sarah_C more info at themetatrons.co.uk xx
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Beyond the Pale Blue Dot @NASAVoyager's iconic image of planet Earth is turning 30. Join us for a discussion about perspective: the value of what a single pixel can tell us and what it can make us feel. Thursday, Feb 6 7pm PT (10pm ET, 0300 UTC) youtu.be/_pN3Y9aA7Nk
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