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Internet Idiot, Dolphins Masochist, 2026 NBA Champ, King of Flaming Hot Takes, 2x GirlDad #TurtlesTakes #BingBong
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Joined June 2009
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We made it… 🐢
2026 Turtle’s Predictions are LIVE ‼️
Ravens over Lions in February and a whole bunch of other stuff that we will laugh at until next year. 🔥
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UCF football created a 'Hot Dog Pass' that "includes your game ticket plus unlimited hot dogs through halftime." 🌭😮
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BEST WR PROSPECTS SINCE 2000:
1. Calvin Johnson, Georgia Tech (2007)
2. Jeremiah Smith, Ohio State (2027)
3. Larry Fitzgerald, Pittsburgh (2004)
4. Andre Johnson, Miami (2003)
5. A.J. Green, Georgia (2011)
6. Ja’Marr Chase, LSU (2021)
7. Charles Rogers, Michigan State (2003)
8. Julio Jones, Alabama (2011)
9. Mike Williams, USC (2005)
10. Dez Bryant, Oklahoma State (2010)
11. Marvin Harrison Jr., Ohio State (2024)
12. Justin Blackmon, Oklahoma State (2012)
13. Amari Cooper, Alabama (2015)
14. Sammy Watkins, Clemson (2014)
15. Braylon Edwards, Michigan (2005)
16. Mike Evans, Texas A&M (2014)
17. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Ohio State (2023)
18. N’Keal Harry, Arizona State (2019)
19. CeeDee Lamb, Oklahoma (2020)
20. Michael Crabtree, Texas Tech (2009)
we just move different 😤😤😤
Here is what the players the Dolphins are paying dead cap money to did in week 1:
- Tua Tagovailoa ($55M): Out injured
- Tyreek Hill ($28M): Not on an NFL roster
- Jaylen Waddle ($23M): 1 catch for 2 yards
- Jalen Ramsey ($20M): 4 tackles
- Minkah Fitzpatrick ($12M): Injured on 7th play
- Bradley Chubb ($11M): 4 tackles
- Terron Armstead ($10M): Podcasting
- James Daniels ($5M): Not on an NFL roster
- Zach Wilson ($4M): 3rd string QB in Nola
This is the one guy we really need to see more of this year.
Year 3 of a 4 year rookie deal. The dolphins are developing youth and leadership.
Will Chop step up and prove he is a valuable piece of the Dolphins future?
Good start for the guy I wanted last year.
#Giants rookie G Francis Mauigoa in his NFL debut:
• 36 pass-blocking snaps
• 0 pressures allowed
• 0 QB hits
He's the first rookie since 2018 to record 35+ pass-blocking snaps in Week 1 without allowing a pressure.
(via @NextGenStats)
The Miami Dolphins will win between 1 and 5 games this year. This is by design.
If you embrace it… this season will not be bad.
It’s all part of the plan. And what we should have done atleast a year ago.
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The North Tower of the World Trade Center collapses.
The Marriot Hotel, a separate building located at the base of the tower, is also destroyed.
A 40-story portion of the building stands for several seconds after the collapse, then falls.
Perhaps 20,000 people are dead.
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Perhaps we can make this photo go viral again. This is Officer Chris Amoroso of the NYNJ Port Authority Police. This photo is from September 11, 2001, with the towers behind him. After saving this pregnant woman Chris decided to go back in for his 5th time. Despite having a wife and baby at home, despite being only 29 years old, Chris and 59 other Police Officers and 343 Firefighters never made it back out. You can curse us out, spit, defund and disrespect us, but when you call we will be there. Thats what makes us different. Im not looking for responses especially political ones. Just remember Chris and share his story. No sports number on his chest, no large contract no anthem to kneel to, just a real hero. #NeverForget
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Tonight's ceremonial first pitches will be thrown by Brielle Saracini and her husband, Sean McGuire, who both were just 10 years old when they lost their fathers on 9/11 and found each other through Camp Better Days.
Saracini’s father, Victor, was the captain of United Flight 175, which was directed into the South Tower of the World Trade Center, where McGuire’s father, Patrick, was working on the 84th floor.
Brielle’s connection to the Yankees began just days after the tragedy, when she wrote a letter to Derek Jeter detailing her family’s deeply personal loss, explaining that her dad would want her to realize her dream of meeting him.
Jeter invited Brielle and her family to a game, beginning a lasting friendship and connection with the Yankees organization 💙
ALT Brielle Saracini and Derek Jeter.
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THE SOUTH TOWER OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER HAS COMPLETELY COLLAPSED.
The entire building, all 110 floors, has pancaked into the ground. Massive clouds of pulverized concrete and gypsum rush through the streets, covering tens of thousands of people in dust and obscuring Lower Manhattan altogether.
Father Mychal Judge, chaplain to the FDNY, is struck by fallen debris and dies instantly. He is the first confirmed and identified death today, but there must be tens of thousands of dead.
