@TurtleSprints

Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://xitter.cf/t.co/KVBortQyfX

Joined June 2021
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I wish there was an app I could check several times a day where uneducated people gave ridiculous opinions on complex topics.
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Outta bed, dad. Time for breakfast.
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Dude make a neuralink between humans and dogs. Thanks. @elonmusk
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Buitengebieden
@buitengebiedenOct 22
A grandma celebrating the birthday of her dog. The dog didn鈥檛 even look at the food, the eyes were all on grandma.. 馃ズ
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Little beast is 53lbs at five months. And apparently she gets pretty car sick.
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Vet trip for a weight check.
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMomOct 19
I鈥檝e actually been holding out for a flying car, that鈥檚 why I haven鈥檛 traded in my minivan yet.
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I think Dolly just might be hiding under the bed.
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The little beast is coming along just fine. Glad she made it. I guess I'll keep her.
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I'm almost 6'4" and I'm 260 freakin' lbs. THREE different people just walked into my big ass because they were staring at phones. Pay attention. Not everyone's as sweet as me.
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Guess who's NOT supposed to be on the bed.
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Jennifer@Paper_Heart_JenOct 1
Happy October!!! 馃А馃巸
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Days like this can't be bought 馃挏.This is so lovely
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Larry鈥檚 Twin 99@LarrysTwin99Oct 1
I almost became a major gangsta rapper but someone spread a rumor that I was very meticulous when it came to taking care of my lawn.
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What in the Alabama Single Wide am I looking at here?
I Meme Therefore I Am 馃嚭馃嚫
@ImMeme0Sep 30
TikTok couple Dakota Harper and Felicity Eatmon are facing charges of first-degree arson and conspiracy to commit arson after attempting to burn down an abandoned home. Investigators say they have since obtained surveillance video that shows Felicity handing Dakota a lit piece of paper, which he then placed inside the home. If convicted, each could face 2 to 20 years in prison for first-degree arson and 5 to 25 years for the conspiracy charge.
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Five years sober today. Don't need any pats on the back. Just wanted to share for anyone that thinks they can't do it. If you're thinking about it, start today.
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RIP Mr Belding.
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DH Guns Cannon
@CannonLastStandSep 27
C U N T
TalibanArtDealer
@KevinIsInsideUSep 27
PSA: If you continue to hang around cunts, you will eventually be called a cunt, which shouldn鈥檛 be too surprising since you were already a cunt to begin with, but you hid it well. Cunt
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