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I'm a liberal agnostic from Utah. I do improv and like to make peeps laugh.

Cedar City
Joined August 2010
"Because the republican party..." BOOM! I honestly thought he wouldn't say it and he did! YES!!!
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I think it is appropriate to say that Libertarianism officially won't work. People do not do the "right" thing. #fuckyourfreedumbwearamask
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WEAR. A. MASK.
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When you choose to not wear a mask in public, you're an asshole. Bottom line.
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The Ayn Rand Institute got government assistance. I cannot write better satire.
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with the risks I outlined above, it is incredibly difficult. Please wear a mask. It doesn't eliminate the possibility of infection but it greatly reduces it. Please help by doing the bare minimum at least.
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it's so simple. By doing the things above you help save lives and livelihoods. If you need an economic reason, because for some reason, the economy seems to resonate more than human lives with too many people, OTC has until September. We're trying to find ways to open safely but
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make COVID19 more deadly for me. I work in a field where I need to be available to help provide care for awesome kiddos. You're comfort does not equal my life or livelihood. Put a mask on, social distance and follow guidelines. It's simple, and yes, at times inconvenient, but
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People not wearing masks and taking COVID19 seriously might literally be the end of OTC. Please do your part in helping contain this pandemic. Please wear a mask. I have a preexisting heart condition and I prefer to not have to test whether or not that preexisting condition will
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I don't know who needs to hear this but accusing others of crimes is actually not a defense for crimes you commit. Also Biden is not the threat.
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Are men really that mad about Gillette's commercial?
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Whenever my cat sits on my lap then gets up to sit somewhere else, I take it way too personally.
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Christmas Carol is leftist propaganda. The Cratchet's are just freeloading from the system and Scrooge's earnings.
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Maybe we should frame universal healthcare as "crowdsourcing individual walls built around each person to keep immigrant germs out," seems like white people could fund it then
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Trumpsters are dumb. Just saying.
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I'm disgusted, angry and ready to fight. I'm sickened, sad and ready to vote. #votethebastardsout
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I'm learning people don't know what the 1st Amendment actually means.
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