
Athletic Trainer and some other boring hobbies/traits. Co-creator of @AllThings_AT.
St Paul, MN
Joined August 2014
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I look forward to the day where it doesn’t take a scary emergency for the sports world to realize the importance of having a certified athletic trainer at every sporting event (and many, many other settings).
Thinking about the most unethical and inhumane experiment they made us do in my chemistry lab in undergrad (remove caffeine from coffee).
Zach, AT⚕️ retweeted
The Reflecting Pool is a perfect metaphor for the Trump administration:
- Ignore experts and science
- Overspend
- Declare early, historic victory
- "THE LEFT HATE THIS"
- Ends in total failure
- Unfounded conspiracies about sabotage
- MAGA pretends it doesn't actually matter
Zach, AT⚕️ retweeted
The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool had aging pipes, cracked concrete and filtration problems. Trump’s administration spent over $14 million but didn't fix the infrastructure. Now it’s covered in algae and they're dumping 12% hydrogen peroxide in it.
That’s the most perfect metaphor for modern Republican governance we've seen all year. Paint the surface. Ignore the problem. Try to fix the fuckup and blame somebody else.
Top 2 cases of the week in clinic:
1) pt tore proximal biceps tendon while wiping their butt at home.
2) pt today with personal concern for DVT, with no swelling, redness, warmth near calf. No SOB. Advised to go to the ED for her concern, said “I’ll wait till Tuesday (5/26)
“Americans first” until it’s $1.5 tril to bomb foreign countries.
Thanks to President Trump’s $1.5 trillion defense budget, this War Department has moved from bureaucracy to business.
This is a FISCALLY RESPONSIBLE INVESTMENT in our Arsenal of Freedom—ensuring our military remains the most lethal fighting force in the world.
To clarify, I was signed up for this before I knew the ratio horror. The front page of our company site says 1 AT per field when requesting coverage.
AT friends: would you provide medical coverage at a youth soccer tournament if the ratio was 2-3ATs for 48+ fields? Pay would be south of $2/hr or less per field.
AT friends: would you provide medical coverage at a youth soccer tournament if the ratio was 2-3ATs for 48+ fields? Pay would be south of $2/hr or less per field.
We have more ways than ever to communicate with people. Normalize:
- telling your friends you love them
- reaching out to old acquaintances
- “though of you” messages when a memory is sparked
- telling your friends you’re proud of them
Idc about the Dow being up to 50, Girl Scout cookies have skyrocketed to $6/box in my area. What are we to do?
Zach, AT⚕️ retweeted
Atmospheric scientist here. Let me tell you what was actually "slashed" today.
Slashed: The Endangerment Finding — a 200-page scientific review upheld by the Supreme Court, the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, and reaffirmed by the National Academies of Sciences in 2025.
Slashed: The legal authority to regulate carbon from cars, power plants, and factories. All of it. Gone in one afternoon.
Now here's what you're "saving":
Yesterday Trump ordered the Pentagon — the largest energy consumer on Earth — to buy coal electricity.
Coal costs $69–$169/MWh.
Wind costs $27–$53/MWh.
Solar costs $38–$78/MWh.
99% of U.S. coal plants cost more to run than replacing them with brand-new solar or wind.
That's your tax dollars buying the most expensive electricity on the market. By executive order. While the Peabody Energy CEO stood in the room.
And the human cost of what you're "saving"?
460,000 American deaths linked to coal pollution in 20 years. Coal PM2.5 is 2.1x deadlier than other air pollution. (Henneman et al., Science, 2023)
All to protect an industry that employs 44,000 people total. Clean energy employs 3.5 million.
Zach, AT⚕️ retweeted
The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.
That’s his athletic trainer and Super Bowl Champion, Makenzie!
TRENDING: This interaction between #Seahawks star Kenneth Walker III and water girl during the Super Bowl has gone viral.
Her: Here is your water
Walker: Refuses to make eye contact
Her: Looks away and holds it out
Walker: Notices the water is there…
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